My Wife got a thin crust pizza for dinner. It reminded me a lot of myself:
No dough and lots of cheese.
It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are just vanishing into thin air.
Police say, they have several leads.
My wife was making gravy for dinner, and she added some corn starch, but it got too thick. To thin it out she added some water, but then it was too thin again. It went back and forth a few times before I said...
Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.
People ask me why you so thin
I've been trying out some new knitting patterns, but I think my yarn is too thin
My uncle's friend won the Olympic gold with an epee made from a disposable thin metal sheet often used in cooking...
It was a good aluminum foil
How does the Queen (of England) stay so thin?
She keeps all her pounds in the bank.
What do you call a tall, thin girl with big feet?
I don't like thin pancakes..
I tried to rob a bank but the vault was covered in a thin layer of aluminum
Needless to say, my plans were foiled
I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air
I walked into a bank, pointed a long, thin piece of wood at the ceiling and shouted…
*pulls candy bar out of thin air*
Kid: WOW are you a magician?
Me: no, but I have a couple of twix up my sleeve
You can’t just manufacture a dad joke out of thin air!
I’d at least need my tool box.
Someone keeps putting very thin sheet metal around my garden...
They keep foiling my plot!
A man was on trial for producing cents covered in a thin layer of gold...
A friend of mine spotted a customer who looked quite thin
My workmate's patience is running thin
What do you call two thin guys hanging on your wall above a window ...
My friend said "My patience is running paper thin right now"
I replaced my bowstring with a thin tree limb.
It will break eventually, but it hasn't yet, so I'll nock on wood!
What do you call white thin bricks
If soft drinks came long, thin, wooden tubes, it would be fantastick.
I miss my SO a lot. I end up kissing and hugging thin air and she says it makes me look ridiculous. How do I recalibrate my aim? (r/fifthworldproblems)
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I'd just like to thank my legs for supporting me through thick and thin.
And my arms for being by my side for all these years.
What’s white, thin, and colored on by kids?
What do you call a thin skeleton?
My magician friend’s signature trick is to make cute kittens appear out of thin air.
His stage name is The Wizard of Awwws.
Do you know why vegans are so thin?
They have no meat on their bones.
I was cutting cabbage real thin when I cut myself...
...It was Murphy’s Law and coleslaw colliding.
I suddenly forgot what a piece of clothing was. I explained it to my son: "It's a long piece of thin fabric, it goes around your neck, usually worn with a shirt?"
What do you call the marriage of a thin potato to a vat of hot oil?
A large group of fat economists probably get better results than a small group of thin economists.
Due to the economists of scale.
"The walls are so thin..
My Dad said to me a while ago.. "The walls are so thin at my house, I can hear the neighbours changing their minds!"
I walked into a bank, pointed a long, thin piece of wood at the ceiling and shouted…
How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?
He had a lot of Twix up his sleeve
How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?
He had twix up his sleeve
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