The Elfabet.
... he picked it up carefully with his trunk and peered at the little window with a racing heart...
Positive! ... Brenda was pregnant!
OMG... fear, excitement, shock... and yet more worrying "why hasn't she told me?"
A hundred scenarios raced through his head, his ears trembling, his trunk twitching as each played out...
Finally he calmed... maybe she was waiting for the right moment to tell him the news?
He chose to be patient... he watched her carefully the whole day, carefully avoiding anything that might show that he knew... but Bethany gave no hints whatsoever.
Several days went by, and he grew more and more anxious.
Finally, he could take it no longer...
"Bethany..." he said
"It's time we discussed the elephant in the womb".
Whenever I have to reverse I always do so slowly, let out a nostalgic sigh and say: "ahhh, this takes me back."
It was quite bazaar
So now I’m teaching maths to dwarfs.
...is the title of this book I’m writing, about teaching midgets basic math.
I think he has anxiyeti.
obviously you can't kill one, but you also can't relocate one from where it's living, cause an eagle nest to come to any harm, and the oddest part, as i'm not sure how they'd even track this, is there's even a bit in the law about infecting them with any communicable diseases?
but i suppose there's really no way around that being ill eagle
Like both having Kurds in their way.
so I'm going to teach math to midgets.
My mom, my dad, and I started our journey across the US together in a Uhaul today. My mom likes to freak out. While in traffic, this happened.
Mom: Oh my god, why are we stopping?
Dad: Just a little bit of congestion.
Me: cough
Dad: Very good.
Me: Thanks.
Moments like these make a 26 hour drive cramped in a Uhaul together worth it.
Teach midgets math
