I'm going to make a new brand of thermal underwear...

I'll call it Kelvin Klein.

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Came up with this joke for my surgeon at the burn center.

What do you call a guy with a thermal injury to his patella?

>!Bernie!<

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I called an old college classmate and asked what he was doing.

He replied that he was working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment."

I was impressed...Upon further inquiry, I learned that he was washing dishes, with hot water, under his wife’s supervision.

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The other day, my hot friend told me he could sign a piece of paper with his hotness.

Me, being fed up with him always boasting, I asked," How could you even do that?"

With a smug smile plastered on his face, he replied," Thermal Signature."

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