A robot from the future decided to avoid eliminating its target for as long as possible
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Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What's the best possible reward for a k'ow know joke?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
In my my neighbor's home, their huge dog frequently sleeps at the landing at the top of their tall staircase causing a possible tripping hazard. Good advice to them....
Persons in their household should watch their steps, particularly early risers.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Today I found out that the coldest possible temperature is -273 degrees Celsius
All my life I thought it was something else but whatever, itβs OK.
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︎ May 27 2020
Puns in the fastest time possible.
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︎ May 31 2020
Have you heard about the new game getting released? Itβs AI is 20 years ahead of itβs time, graphics are truly real life, an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible. Itβs called:
Go outside and ride your bike
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︎ Jun 25 2020
I don't thing reformation of the police is possible...
After all, Andy, Sting, and Stewart have each had success with other solo projects.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
As soon as space travel is possible, Iβm moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy
Iβm galactose intolerant
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︎ Jan 24 2019
In the future it will be possible to incubate humans in artificial uteri. If you want yours in the one by the window, it will be more expensive.
After all, it always costs more for a womb with a view.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.
He was named Justin Case.
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︎ Mar 18 2020
The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Leaving the name in because this deserves all the credit possible (post linked in comments)
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Itβs only possible to be friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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︎ Oct 12 2019
Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
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︎ Jul 22 2018
A blind man was at the doctorβs when the doctor mentioned a possible cure for his vision problems.
Thereβs a solution in sight.
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︎ Jul 14 2018
"Dad, is it possible to travel to the future?" "Yes" "How?"
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WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!
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︎ Sep 06 2019
My family's on vacation in the US, and my dad keeps making the same joke whenever possible.
Dad: [Comments on something pointless]
Me: No one cares, dad.
Dad: I care.
Me: No one else does.
Dad: Obamacare.
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︎ Aug 18 2014
Who's the one who can make the possible impossible?
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︎ May 26 2019
I've invented a game where avocados appear randomly and you have to smash as many as possible within the time limit
I'm calling it Guac-a-Mole
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︎ Jan 02 2019
it's possible to jump without a parachute from the top of the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom.
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︎ Apr 08 2019
I put in the minimum amount of energy possible coming up with this pun
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︎ Aug 30 2018
The problems for this bear just tend to pylon. (sorry for possible repost)
imgur.com/vFszd0m
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︎ Jun 24 2014
A group I am in have named ourselves team tree and in the spirit of the name we wanted to use as many tree related puns as possible, please help us!
We have the obvious ones like, let's make like a tree and leaf and our group is always branching out, but we would love as many as you can come up with!
Thanks guys
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︎ Mar 31 2017
The problems for this bear just seem to pylon. (sorry for possible repost)
imgur.com/vFszd0m
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︎ Jun 17 2016
Some say that a young mayor from the heartland can't win the Democratic presidential nomination. Others say it's possible.
Who's right? You Buttigieg.
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︎ Mar 31 2019
I memorized all of the proverbs as quickly as possible.
After all, better early than never.
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︎ Dec 31 2018
The fresh college graduate of Contortion University wanted to work in the field as quickly as possible
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︎ Sep 13 2018
If you want to get the best PokΓ©mon, you have to try to sneeze as perfectly as possible.
It's ideal to get Peak Achoo.
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︎ Jun 22 2018
A factory worker got his arm caught in some machinery, severing it just below the wrist. Unable to work, and with no income, he knew he had to see a prosthetic specialist as soon as possible.
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︎ Jan 04 2018
Ever since it was proven the space travel was possible,
The soviets were Russian to get there
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︎ Aug 09 2017
Best dad joke I heard this week in the gameofthrones subreddit (possible spoiler for e10)
"That had to be a nice watch to stab someone that many times for it" Credit
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︎ Jun 15 2015
What should everyone do before kicking the bucket to make it as painless as possible?
Put on some steel toe boots!
^^^I'm ^^^so ^^^sorry
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