I got some devastating news from the hospital today. My dad was pronounced dead.

I can’t believe I’ve been pronouncing it wrong all this time.

Edit: this joke was straight up stolen from professional comedian Nick Nemeroff. I heard it on the radio so I didn’t have his name handy and thought it was awesome for this sub and had to post it before I forgot it. Thanks to Nick for commenting here below so that I could give him credit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
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A man is sitting in the hospital with his newborn baby when his own father walks in.

Father: "So, how does it feel being a dad?"

Son: "It feels good. I'm a bit scared of course, but so excited at the same time. How does it feel being a grandfather?"

Father: "It feels pretty great. You've always been a good son and I've been patiently waiting for this special moment. There's something now that I have to give you."

The son watches curiously as his father pulls a large tome out of his backpack with exquisite text on the cover: 'The Big Book of Dad Jokes'.

Father: " For generations these sacred texts have been passed down through the patriarchs of our family. My father gave it to me when you were born and now, as a new father yourself, I bestow it to you. With this book you will have all the knowledge needed to become a truly great Dad."

Son: " Wow, Dad, this is amazing! Truly! I'm... I'm honored."

The father smiles as he extends his arm out to shake his son's hand and says,

"Nice to meet you, Honored. I'm Dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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The hospital I stayed in was robbed...

I guess you could say there were pirates of the Care-I-Be-In.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.

Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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My wife recently gave birth on the way to the hospital.

We named him Carson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worldstarguy69
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.

I had to climb out of the sunroof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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The sign in the hospital parking garage said Patient Discharge.

That explained the stains next to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamREBELoe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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how did the ghost get to the hospital?

in the amBOOlance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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My little 2 year old sister is in the hospital... she had a peek a boo accident

Now she’s in the ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worldstarguy69
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabbitHODL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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How did the pig get to hospital?

In a hambulance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecentFisherman3
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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A woman pregnant with twins was in the hospital with her brother as she went into labour.

She gave birth to a boy and a girl but the delivery was very intense and she went into coma for a few days. When she woke up the doctor told her about the twins and that as she was in coma for long, her brother named the kids. She said,"Oh God! Not my brother, he is a stupid idiot."

The doctor told her that he named the girl Denise and her mother said,"well that's not too bad, what about my son?"

The doctor replied the boy is named DeNephew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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My wife and I were in the hospital with my 2 year old daughter who had a allergic reaction to a tomato...

Her face went red and her cheeks swelled up making her look just like a tomato.

After the nurse and my wife finished talking about her reaction, I just couldn’t help but blurt our β€œwell, you are what you eat”

My wife eye rolled, the nurse just looked at me with a deadpan face and said β€œwell done” and walked off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drahcir1
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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My Second son was born in the car on the way to the hospital.

We named him Carson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeorgeDubyahKush
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I left the hospital against medical advice...

AMA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ModusPwnins
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Currently in the hospital after the birth of our third child. Wife talking to lactation consultant about supply vs demand.

I chime in, "Sounds like MILKroeconomics 101."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshSamBob
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I went to the hospital for chest pains but the doctor kept inspecting my spine.

This place is back wards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What's the most common type of surgery preformed at the Lego hospital?

Plastic surgery!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keeks_92
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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A soldier walked into a hospital and a nurse asked him why he was in the hospital.

He replied, "I thought the front lines were here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donut_pickle
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I saw my friend outside the hospital

He was looking really upset. I asked him what was wrong.

"I've got the big C" he said, a tear rolling down his cheek.

"Oh no, cancer?" I asked, gently.

"No, dyslexia."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bruceleesknees
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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A woman tripped and fell off the balcony and had been cut in half. Still conscious, she was quickly rushed to the hospital...

Manager: what did the doctor say to the woman’s family? Me: after thinking ...yea I’m not sure Manager: β€œshe was ALL RIGHT.” Me: oh, I thought you were going to say β€œThere’s nothing LEFT.” The manager at work got a kick out of that because that was an answer he has never gotten before lol figured I’d post it here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slammin_Salmon94
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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What do you call a Mexican man leaving the hospital?

Manuele

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billynotsilly-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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A train engineer believed a hospital ship was the site of secret government conspiracy and decides to ram it with his train.

Now that's what I call a loco-motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KROMATIXX_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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My brother is in the hospital, because he is transforming into a crow.

The doctors tell me he tested positive for Corvid-19.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exaggeration17A
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I started my new job at the local hospital helping to move patients around the hospital

It’s not much, but it’s a rewarding job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RavenxMiyagi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I'm exhausted. Just got back from the hospital

My girlfriend was really sick and the doctors said she urgently needed a blood transfusion. They asked me what her blood type was, but I had no idea. I frantically tracked my brain, trying to remember if she'd told me. She must have sensed my panic, because she looked up at me and with her final breath said, "Be positive. Be positive" She's right, though I will miss her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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A man arrives at the hospital seconds after his wife gave birth to his son.

He was pronounced Dad On Arrival

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catoenailsoup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?

The I. C. U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lesserthepoggle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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My dad got sent to the hospital by a firework

I’m trying to spark a joke about it, but it’s not helping

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What kind of card does a sea captain get when he is in the hospital?

Get whale soon

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Why did the bread go to the hospital?

Because it was feeling crumby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayce_likes_beans
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Why is the morgue the best place to work at a hospital?

They give you the coroner office.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasonInNJ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Why did the little shepherd go to the hospital?

...because he had a little staff (staph).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoneMachineNo13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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What did the hospital tell the doctor who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TempleOfBone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I broke my hand last week, at the hospital thinking it was permanently damaged, I asked the Doctor if I’d be able to play guitar. He replied β€œYes, after you’ve taken time to heal”

I was ecstatic, I’ve always wanted to know how to play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reptarticle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I just saw a kid in the hospital that got his left arm amputated

β€œIs he ok?” β€œHe’s all right.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EagleHeart0904
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Who is the second coolest man in hospital?

The hip replacement guy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stonefly_C
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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All the babies at the hospital wanted to be paid for being born.

So they joined a labor union.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Our second child, a boy, was nearly born on the drive over to the hospital.

At the time we were thinking of naming him Carson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Who’s the nicest person in a hospital?

The ultrasound guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cormac-Dockry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Walking to work one day, a woman asked me what was the quickest way to the hospital

So I pushed her under a bus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daveorruk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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What do you call a hospital in the Arctic?

A kool-aid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EOattheinternet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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How do injured ghosts get to the hospital?

In an am-boo-lance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTC_Fnu_Lnu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who's blanket fell off of him in the hospital?

He never recovered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealismBigBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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A man walks into a hospital, he says to the receptionist, β€œI have an appointment at 1:30.” She replies, β€œWhich doctor?”...

The man says β€œno thanks, just a regular doctor please”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sizzlingmaniac69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Did you hear about the boy that went missing in the hospital?

Turns out he was just playing peek-a-boo ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rayj36
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Who's the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

When he's not at work it's the hip replacement guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DjangoVanTango
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Why did the pokΓ©mon go to the hospital?

Because his bulb is sore!

>!Bulbasaur!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xyon_Peculiar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I went to a French hospital and the wouldn’t treat me.

Apparently they have a rule where your bps must be zero over zero or infinity over infinity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jbeek24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What did the Power Ranger say after being sent to the hospital?

It's morphine time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cunt_Puffin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Me: I’d like to book an appointment at the hospital please Receptionist: how about 10 tomorrow?

Me: no I don’t need that many, only one thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wm201439
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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My cousin was in the hospital and he couldn’t walk or talk. β€œWhat was wrong with him?”

Nothing he was just born 2 hours ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greatnite
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital.

..Β ...just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I wonder how much the monthly bill is for toilet paper at the hospital

It must be astronomical!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newsubhere101
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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I got a call at work the other day from a doctor at the hospital. He says "I have some bad news... It looks like your wife has been hit by a bus."

I said "But she has a great personality."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Picker-Rick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why did the little birdie go to the hospital?

To get tweetment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaDreamMerchant
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What do you call a Mexican that's just left the hospital?

Manuel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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A golfer had a heart attack and died on the way to the hospital...

... he was on a fairway to heaven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stgm_at
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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To what part of the hospital was the stalker admitted in to?

The ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BisexualPangolin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Why was Thanos taken to the mental hospital?

He snapped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TinzaX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Why do hospitals have AC?...to keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeffthecreeper1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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A small child was brought into hospital the other day after swallowing several small toy horses.

The doctors report that he is in a stable condition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deano3607
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Who starts the party at the vegetable hospital?

The sick beet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petsarenice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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How do you cheer up the patients at the vegetable hospital?

Drop a sick beet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petsarenice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Because of a clerical error at the hospital we named both of our twin boys William.

They billed us twice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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I was in the hospital the other day and the nurse asked how I was doing; I told her I was fine until my bladder had to go and get infected...

I mean, the gall...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overkillsd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Why did the vegetable hospital blow up?

Because someone dropped a sick beet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petsarenice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Recently took my dad to the hospital..

As we were walking in people kept staring because Dad wouldn't stop yelling. He kept shouting,"A, E, I, O, U!" After he met with the doctor, we got the diagnosis.. Apparently he had lost all control of his vowels..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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why did the cookie go to the hospital?

because he felt crumby

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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As the taxi raced towards the hospital, my wife cried, "The baby's coming! Don't stop the car! I can't make it! DON'T! CAN'T! WON'T!"

"Driver, hurry!" I implored. "Her contractions are getting closer together!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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My pregnant wife hobbled into the hospital with one hand on her back...

A nurse asked her what's wrong, and my wife screamed, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Didn't!"

The nurse shook her head and said, "I'm sorry…I don't understand."

My wife's face contorted in pain as she shouted, "Can't! Won't! Don't!"

The nurse, bewildered, turned the doctor.

"Admit her," the doctor said. "She's having contractions."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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I went to the hospital because I had a hard time opening a banana.

I told the Doctor I wasn't peeling well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Why do doctors make us wait at the hospital?

Because we’re patient

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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A man was admitted to the hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach.

His condition is stable now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahulnoronha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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My wife gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital

We named our child Carson

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Who's the nicest guy in a hospital?

The ultrasound guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ignorethevoices
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Who is the coolest man in the hospital?

The ultrasound guy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stonefly_C
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?

The I.C.U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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My friend gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital

Her husband named the kid Carson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mala_madjija
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Who’s the coolest guy in the hospital when the ultrasound guy isn’t there?

The hip replacement guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnluckyBlock
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?

The hip consultant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gymshark94
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Who's the coolest man in the hospital?

the ultrasound guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychoCow1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Who's the coolest person in the hospital

The ultrasound guy

.........but when he's off sick, it's the hip replacent guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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My wife gave birth my boy on the way to the hospital

His name is Carson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pressplaytorecord
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I went to visit my pregnant friend in the hospital and found a parking spot in the C section of the parking lot.

I had to climb out of the sunroof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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