My grandfather used to play in a rock band called "The Hinges".
They usually opened for The Doors.
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What did the IT guy call his rock band?
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︎ Aug 10 2021
What did the jazz band from Nepal call themselves?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
There's a new band out called The 640 MB
But they still haven't gotten a single gig.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
There's a band called The Delays but I hate them
They keep playing 30 seconds after you stop them.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
I was in an 80's band called the prevention
We were better than the cure.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Did you hear about the band called "1023MB" ?
The haven't had any gigs yet
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︎ Feb 27 2020
I was in a punk band in the '80s called 'Missing Cat'
You might remember our flyers
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︎ Jun 22 2020
The chief roadie for a touring band should be called its Gigs Bosun
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What do you call a person who helps the band?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
A florist named Chris started a band with 3 of the neighborhood mums. Guess what they called the band?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
There is a punk-metal band called Pangea what is it called when the band breaks up?
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︎ May 05 2020
A band should do a cover of The Knacks song My Sharona and call it My Corona.
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Dad: I started a band, we're called the Geologists.
Because we're a rock band.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
What do you call the director of the band ACDC?
A conducter of electricity.
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︎ Nov 06 2018
A group of Vikings formed a band which plays quirky, catchy, social commentary songsβ¦
Theyβre called βThe Pillage Peopleβ
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︎ Sep 29 2021
What do you call a high-end clothing outlet sponsored by a Norwegian band, the undead, and a magical woman?
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︎ Nov 19 2018
Speaking of bands...
I should start a cover band called the blankets.
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︎ Jun 15 2021
A band of armed babies...
Can you call them the infantry?
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︎ May 01 2021
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on stage with the band?
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︎ Nov 05 2018
Me and my agronomist friends started a new 80s rock cover band
we call ourselves the dire substraits
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︎ Jul 21 2021
I'm starting a band called "The Boxers"
I think we'll have some hits.
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︎ Aug 09 2017
Did you hear about the band called 999 Megabytes?
I thought not, they havenβt had their first gig yet.
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︎ Apr 18 2018
a group of bishops form a band
they call themselves the a-men
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︎ Jul 22 2021
In honor of an old episode of The Simpsons, I have decided to start a rock and roll band and call it "Three Eyed Fish".
The name will appear as : **Fiiish**
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︎ May 21 2018
My dad is in an all vegan Foo Fighters cover band called the Tofu Fighters.
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︎ Sep 28 2016
The White Whale is this new indie band, and their latest single is "Call Me, Moby"
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︎ Oct 02 2014
What do you call the frontman of a popular one-man band from Texas?
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︎ May 03 2018
I used to be the drummer in a progressive 80s rock band called 'prevention'
We were better than The Cure
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︎ Mar 17 2017
My Dad wants him and I to start an Allman Brothers tribute band called the Almond Brothers.
"We'll be like the Allman Brothers, but we're nuts!"
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︎ Mar 28 2018
I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.
We could never quite get a gig.
Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?
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︎ Sep 30 2019
Whatβs Fast and the furious 10 going to be called?
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︎ Feb 15 2018
Yu-Gi-Oh has been accused of plagiarism by Coldplay
"Call It Magic" Said the band
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︎ Feb 13 2015
What do you call the lead singer of a Black Sabbath cover band?
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︎ Nov 24 2014
There used to be a 1970s rock band called The Handles.
They used to open for The Doors.
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︎ Dec 03 2021
My grandpa was in a band called The Hinges.
They opened for The Doors.
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︎ Oct 31 2021
My uncle was in a band called The Hinges.
They supported The Doors.
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︎ Jun 14 2021
I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"
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︎ May 21 2020
I used to be in a band called "the hinges".
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︎ May 21 2020
I was in a band in the 80s called Prevention.
We were better than The Cure.
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︎ Jan 29 2020
Have you heard to the band called 1023MB?
Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet.
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︎ Sep 16 2017
Did you hear about the band called 1023mb?
Probably not, they havenβt had a gig yet.
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