My grandfather used to play in a rock band called "The Hinges".

They usually opened for The Doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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What did the IT guy call his rock band?

Bare Metal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellaHellerson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2021
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What did the jazz band from Nepal call themselves?

Scathmandu

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I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."

If anyone asks, you've not seen us.

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There's a new band out called The 640 MB

But they still haven't gotten a single gig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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There's a band called The Delays but I hate them

They keep playing 30 seconds after you stop them.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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I was in an 80's band called the prevention

We were better than the cure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Did you hear about the band called "1023MB" ?

The haven't had any gigs yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I was in a punk band in the '80s called 'Missing Cat'

You might remember our flyers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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The chief roadie for a touring band should be called its Gigs Bosun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spelelo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you call a person who helps the band?

A Band-Aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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A florist named Chris started a band with 3 of the neighborhood mums. Guess what they called the band?

Chrysanthemums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5ir_viver
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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There is a punk-metal band called Pangea what is it called when the band breaks up?

Continental Drift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudeWithRedditAcc
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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A band should do a cover of The Knacks song My Sharona and call it My Corona.

It would be sick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3ffr0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Dad: I started a band, we're called the Geologists.

Because we're a rock band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdinchicago
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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What do you call the director of the band ACDC?

A conducter of electricity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuckyC4t
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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A group of Vikings formed a band which plays quirky, catchy, social commentary songs…

They’re called β€œThe Pillage People”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2021
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What do you call a high-end clothing outlet sponsored by a Norwegian band, the undead, and a magical woman?

ABBA Zombie and Witch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgrubbnasty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Speaking of bands...

I should start a cover band called the blankets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redmouse9
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2021
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A band of armed babies...

Can you call them the infantry?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on stage with the band?

Mic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Me and my agronomist friends started a new 80s rock cover band

we call ourselves the dire substraits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foreliah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2021
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I'm starting a band called "The Boxers"

I think we'll have some hits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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Did you hear about the band called 999 Megabytes?

I thought not, they haven’t had their first gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormo9L
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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a group of bishops form a band

they call themselves the a-men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M3GABORG8796
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2021
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In honor of an old episode of The Simpsons, I have decided to start a rock and roll band and call it "Three Eyed Fish".

The name will appear as : **Fiiish**

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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My dad is in an all vegan Foo Fighters cover band called the Tofu Fighters.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedYellon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2016
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The White Whale is this new indie band, and their latest single is "Call Me, Moby"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordlaser9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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What do you call the frontman of a popular one-man band from Texas?

A lone star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimpleMastodon
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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I used to be the drummer in a progressive 80s rock band called 'prevention'

We were better than The Cure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gross04
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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My Dad wants him and I to start an Allman Brothers tribute band called the Almond Brothers.

"We'll be like the Allman Brothers, but we're nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/My_Tallest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.

We could never quite get a gig.

Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickl444
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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What’s Fast and the furious 10 going to be called?

Fast 10: your seatbelts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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Yu-Gi-Oh has been accused of plagiarism by Coldplay

"Call It Magic" Said the band

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2022
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I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet. calms.tumblr.com/post/110…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/raashib23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2015
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What do you call the lead singer of a Black Sabbath cover band?

Quasi-Osbourne!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1_0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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There used to be a 1970s rock band called The Handles.

They used to open for The Doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2021
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My grandpa was in a band called The Hinges.

They opened for The Doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NazzDX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2021
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My uncle was in a band called The Hinges.

They supported The Doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2021
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I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"

We opened for The Doors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I used to be in a band called "the hinges".

We opened for the doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nkiehl
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I was in a band in the 80s called Prevention.

We were better than The Cure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MookieV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Have you heard to the band called 1023MB?

Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mainbridge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2017
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Did you hear about the band called 1023mb?

Probably not, they haven’t had a gig yet.

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