A list of puns related to "Thais"
I said right between winner-land and loser-land
You never know which ones have the nuts.
The BahtRoom
The third friend is the Thai breaker.
Because it was a little chili.
It's called Thai Me Down
Now my undies are Thai tea whiteys.
Iβve started studying Muay Suit and Thai.
Hentai
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.
I donβt know how I got in, I wasnβt even wearing one
He wanted to show me something on his phone and handed it to me. The screen was off and when I turned it on the PIN came up to unlock it. He says "Ohh the password is (He just does a short laugh like "Hahahaha")"
Turns out Ha is Thai for 5. Also, that was all he wanted to show me.
They have a boring job.
I told her I'm naan-partisan.
I'm running an email distro list and have to include a pun every week related to Muay Thai. Can you guys help me with some suggestions? I'm really running out of steam after a couple of months on.
Because hippies always wear thai-die shirts.
My mom was on the phone with the Thai place and my dad threw a dad joke.
Mom: "...and an order of Chicken Satay."
Thai place: "Will that be all?"
Mom: "Yes."
Thai place: "Can I get a name for your order?"
Mom: "It'll be under Barry."
Dad: "But it'll get all mushy!"
We collectively sighed after that.
Thai friend: I'd like to marry an Italian woman. Our kids would be beautiful.
Me: You could say your kids would be I-Thai-lian then.
"I've heard Men's Warehouse isn't too bad."
My cousin's boyfriend everybody >_<
Me: Let's order Thai food
Dad: Aren't you sick of eating food all the THAIme?
My mum eventually came in and didn't get the joke at all.
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And they bought a bottle of sriracha sauce. My buddy saw the "made in thailand" thing on the bottle and said "I think the masseuse hypnotized me and made me buy a thai product". To which I replied with "I guess she gave you a subliminal massage".
"...I couldn't get the knots out though."
called THAI THE KNOT.
Let's Thai the knot.
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