I’m really loving the tree puns people are posting
They’re just such lightwooded jokes but I understand that it doesn’t teaks everyone’s fancy. I’m running out of tree puns so I might have to branch off to other puns or spruce up my current ones
What's the name of the relative who owns a shop that specializes in vintage items made from hardwood?
Aunt Teak.
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
I tried to make a wooden submarine.
It didn't go down so well.
