Given to my friend who is a woodworker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mango_chair
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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I’m really loving the tree puns people are posting

They’re just such lightwooded jokes but I understand that it doesn’t teaks everyone’s fancy. I’m running out of tree puns so I might have to branch off to other puns or spruce up my current ones

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What's the name of the relative who owns a shop that specializes in vintage items made from hardwood?

Aunt Teak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EM_CEE_PEEPANTS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.

Did he ride it? No. It wooden start

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I tried to make a wooden submarine.

It didn't go down so well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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My wife got angry at me for dropping tea on the floor

I told her to teak it easy

PS: first post here, don't hate but propagate

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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