January 01, 2022 Birthdays (Facebook, Animal Crossing, etc.)
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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A Syllabus of Queer and Leftist thought in Islam (highly requested lol)

Peace, everyone!

I'm new here but I thought that people would be interested in this and I would love to share thoughts on anything here. I also posted it in a comment on another post so sorry if this is a duplicate.

(Content warning: two folks mentioned here are known predators. I labeled them rather than removing them because I think their work is worth engaging in provided that we have the knowledge of their actions outside of their scholarly work to aid in our analysis)

I took a class a few years ago with the title "The Theology and Praxis of Liberation in Muslim Thought." Below is the syllabus (which I did not get around to fully reading, although I'm still working on it). Hopefully there will be something in here for people looking to read more academic texts and potentially something to add to any "essential readings" sidebar content.

Onward always,

Noelle (they/them)

Victory is with God & God is with Us

1 Historical encounters between Islam and global counter-hegemonic movements

Ilham Khuri-Makdisi, The Eastern Mediterranean and the Making of Global Radicalism (1860-1914), Berkeley: University of California Press, 2013.

Cemil Aydin, The Politics of Anti-Westernism in Asia: Visions of World Order in Pan-Islamic and Pan-Asian Thought, New York: Columbia University Press, 2007.

Nikki Keddie, An Islamic Response to Imperialism: Political and Religious Writings of Sayyid Jamal ad-Din โ€œal-Afghani,โ€ Berkeley: University of California Press, 1983.

Ahmad S. Dallal, Islam Without Europe: Traditions of Reform in Eighteenth-Century Islamic Thought, Chapel Hill: University of North Carolina Press, 2018.

Pankaj Mishra, From the Ruins of Empire: The Revolt Against the West and the Remaking of Asia, London: Picador, 2013.

2 Islam, leftism, and the Third World

Robert Malley, The Call from Algeria: Third Worldism, Revolution, and the Turn to Islam, Berkeley: University of California Press, 1996.

Ali Shariโ€™ati, Marxism and Other Western Fallacies: An Islamic Critique, London: Mizan Press, 1980.

3 Approaches to Islamic liberation theology

Asghar Ali Engineer, Islam and Liberation Theology: Essays on Liberative Elements in Islam, Stosius, 1990.

***Farid Esack, Qurโ€™an, Liberation, and Pluralism: An Islamic Perspective of Interreligious Solidarity Against Oppression, Oxford: Oneworld, 1996.

Tariq Ramadan, Radical Reform: Islamic Ethics and Liberation, Oxford: Oxford University Press, 2008.

Hamid Dabashi

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyโ€™re not dating anybody?

Theyโ€™re on standbi

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or รŸ?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didnโ€™t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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School Was Clothed
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Couch potato
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Baka!
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concrete ๐Ÿ—ฟ
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Letting loose with these puns
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All dad jokes are bad and hereโ€™s why

Why

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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Itโ€™s pronounced โ€œNoel.โ€

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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Thatโ€™s Michelle
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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is Isn't
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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! ๐Ÿ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Guns
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The two genders
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If โ€œwombโ€ is pronounced โ€œwoomโ€ and โ€œtombโ€ is pronounced โ€œtoomโ€ then shouldnโ€™t โ€œbombโ€ be pronouncedโ€ฆ

โ€œBOOMโ€?!

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A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!" I followed him and came across two men fighting, so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?!" He replied, "I don't know."

"That's what they're fighting about."

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I like my coffee how I like my slaves

free

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Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didnโ€™t work.

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