Star War-sy mood...

Help me, bottle of shower gel... You're my only soap...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehhobear
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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I asked my crush out

She said I was living in a Fanta-sy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_mythx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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So I've been thinking of making my own soda brand

Actually never mind, its just a Fanta-sy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What’s it called when a tree finishes uploading photon particles into its system??

Photo-s-in-the-sys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misteramuk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Just got my daughter with this one.

I started singing Karma Chameleon and my daughter sys "Thanks dad, that'll be stuck in my head all day now"

I said "No it won't, it'll come and go"

Cue disgusted look at my cackling laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overkill
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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At Mad Max last weekend...

The scene where Max is grabbed by the Pole Cat,

http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mad-max-fury-road-image-the-war-rig.jpg

and ends up getting dumped onto the car with the drums and guitar guy

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/3/31/1427821675682/5e25da37-61d7-44fd-a9a3-b2f5b8b5a791-620x372.jpeg

I leaned over to my GF and said "It looks like he's jumped onto... the bandwagon" She totally lost it :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worldspawn00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2015
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I would like to fill the entire ocean with Soft drinks

But that would just be Fanta-sy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Springtrapattacks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2016
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How do women like their eggs?

Ovary-sy 🍳

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sirius7099
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2016
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I got my dad while watching a suspense show

The characters walk into a room with ears hanging from the ceiling. I slowly turn around, smile, and say "That room is pretty ear-ry"

I them laughed sy my own dumb joke for the next couple of minutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainQWO
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2015
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