Sweatpants Puns

A list of puns related to "Sweatpants"

I lost my sweatpants, so I wore a pair of jeans to the gym.

It got ripped.

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👤︎ u/languagepotato
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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I went shopping for my son’s back to school clothes. We went over the list when I got back home.

Shirts? Yup. Pants? Yup. Sweatpants? Yup. Nikes? CHECK!

Edit: Grammar

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👤︎ u/WavesNVibrations
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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Girlfriend got me good, period.

Im a photographer and was telling her about an assignment to photograph a woman and her early 20th century car and that the woman would be wearing authentic era clothing for the portrait.

Me: And she'll be wearing period appropriate clothing. Girlfriend: So she'll be wearing sweatpants?

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👤︎ u/thecameraman8078
📅︎ Dec 09 2014
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Did you hear about the mobsters arrested for peddling Viagra and Cialis?

(Showing me the paper today):

Did you hear about the mobsters arrested for peddling Viagra and Cialis?

It sounds like they were hardened criminals.

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👤︎ u/greeneggsand
📅︎ Jul 10 2013
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