Surrogates Puns

A list of puns related to "Surrogates"

A friend of mine decided to become a surrogate mother.

She said she had womb to spare.

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👤︎ u/emjay144
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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One of my mother's friends asked if she could be a surrogate

I guess she was just looking for a womb for rent.

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👤︎ u/4x4Welder
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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What did the surrogate say to the egg donor?

"I'm pregnant, and you're the mother!"

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👤︎ u/JuDGe3690
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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If you have a child by surrogate, does that make you an early adopter?

Literally a dad joke.

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👤︎ u/adjoro
📅︎ Mar 07 2018
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With regards to Surrogate mothers

Sitting around the dinner table on new years, and the subject of my parents not yet having Grandkids comes up. I'm single, but make enough to support a family, so my mother jokingly suggests a surrogate mother.

Me: I'm not paying for that! That's like $30,000!
My Dad: Then just find yourself a nice woman. She'll cost you WAY more than $30,000.

I ain't even mad. Best joke he's told all year!

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👤︎ u/IveAlreadyWon
📅︎ Jan 02 2015
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