What do you call a rabbit that is closer to the sunrise than you?

An East-er bunny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I stayed up all night to watch the sunrise.

Then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReelBigKeith
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Couldn’t figure out when sunrise was supposed to be this morning

Luckily it finally dawned on me.

πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ Got a big 12 pound brisket on the grill today, and several more dad jokes in the chamber. Doin dad stuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I always mean to watch the sunrise

But then I realize I’m just not up for it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brentiford
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I didn't realise it was almost sunrise

But then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leeuw96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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A few years ago me and my girlfriend were at a popular sunrise view point very high up in a national park in Thailand...

She asked, "is this the highest point in Thailand?"

I replied, "i don't know, it's up there".

The glances exchanged in that moment were some of my fondest memories of that trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryChopper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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I watched my first sunrise today.

It definitely made my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FammasMaz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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What happens when the sunrise bends over?

You see the crack of dawn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Costabza
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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At sunrise there were two robins overlooking a freshly plowed field

One says to the other β€œLets go eat our fill in seeds and worms.” They swoop down and do so.

Once all fat and happy they find a spot under a tree with the perfect amount of sun, and bask in the sunlight.

An alley cat rolls in and seeing the two birds. Thinking about how he hasn’t eaten in days, and sees two fat birds in front of him, he creeps up, and gobbles them in one fell swoop.

In the aftermath, he takes their spot in the sun, and as he’s laying down to nap he says β€œMan... I sure do love Baskin Robins.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tkl15
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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You know, I didn’t know that it was sunrise.

Then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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My son asked if we could wake up and watch the sunrise

I told him no, but he can watch the dadsleep instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redstone_Rager
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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I went for a hike to watch the sunrise and saw a group of young deer frolicking in the morning mist.

It was a fawn dew party.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunnedItPundit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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I couldn’t tell if the picture was of a sunrise or a sunset.

But then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lakerboy226
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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I wanted to watch the sunrise yesterday...

...but turns out I wasn't up for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fartlands
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2016
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Tag-und Nacht
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roof-Patient
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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If I had known that this subreddit existed, I would've shared the tale of Brown Paper Bart with you long ago.

A man is riding his horse through the desert, and, well, he starts to get thirsty. He sees a small town off in the distance, so he sets off in that direction to get some water for his horse and some whiskey for hisself.

Well, as he gets into that little town he starts to notice something peculiar. Not a soul is out. Sun's setting, but still plenty of light. Water in the horse troughs tells him it ain't a ghost town, but folks ain't comin' out for some reason.

Now, as soon as he turns onto the town's main street, he sees a soberin' sight; the sheriff, on a ladder, hammering the last nail into a brand new gallows. He sidles his horse on up to the sheriff and says, "Pardon me sheriff. I don't mean to pry, but pray tell, who're them gallows fer?"

The sheriff looks around, surprised to see someone out. He steps down, takes off his hat and scratches the back of his head thoughtfully, before replying, "Well, I reckon you must be a stranger in these parts. I reckon then that you ain't never heard of Brown Paper Bart. Anyway, we're lynchin' him come sunrise."

"Brown Paper Bart? I reckon not, sheriff. That's a mighty peculiar name, pray tell, whaddaya call him Brown Paper Bart fer?"

"Wayill, I reckon we call him Brown Paper Bart on account 'a the fact that everything he wears is made a' brown paper. His hat's made a' brown paper, his boots is made a' brown paper. His chaps is made a' brown paper, his neckerchief's made a brown paper. Heck dang shoot, even his lunch bag is made a' brown paper!"

The man looks at the sheriff a moment, perplexed, before replying, "Well, sheriff, I reckon that's a mighty peculiar thing for a man to do, but that don't explain these brand new gallows. Pray tell, what're you lynchin' Brown Paper Bart fer?"

[Insert a dad-length pause here.]

"...Rustlin'."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malenkylizards
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2013
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Punrelenting word play at the Rose Parade

New Year's Day... The start of a fresh 365 sunrises that symbolize a turning point in lifestyle and spending the entire day recovering from a dreadful hangover. Like many other people in America, this relatively fake holiday is a time that I spend with my family. One of my family's many traditions (alongside annihilating plates of buffalo wings and watching college football until we pass out on the couch) is watching the Rose Parade. At the very beginning of the event, before all of the flower-covered floats and high school bands came marching down the street, there was an introductory ceremony complete with a B-2 stealth bomber flyover. As soon as they passed by, zooming out of the camera's frame, my dad leans in closer to me and says "Well I sure didn't see that coming!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinisculePeen
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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I was thinking about the sunrise

Then it dawned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeeAaaBoorte
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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What do you get when the sunrise bends over

The crack of dawn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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I was staying up all night to watch the sunrise...

Then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cookie4524
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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