I blew out my subwoofer yesterday

Iโ€™ve never felt so debased

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Verilagus
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Some guy just accused me of breaking into his car and stealing his subwoofer.

It was a bassless accusation.

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Subwoofer
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/riiisa
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Subwoofers
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ShakinBacon64
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This car comes fully equipped with two subwoofers.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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SubWoofers
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The suggestion that I unplugged the subwoofer is

a bassless accusation.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thefizzynator
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I bought a larger sink with a built in subwoofer.

My current one doesn't have enough basin.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TommehBoi
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People with subwoofers are disturbing.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TommehBoi
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About dogs and subwoofers untriquadium.com/subwoofeโ€ฆ
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Got my girlfriend with this over the weekend....As a car with giant subwoofers drove by blaring music and shaking the apartment building, I asked "you know how you buy one of those cars at the dealership?"

You just ask for the bass-line model.

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I was once accused of stealing a subwoofer...

...but the accusations were bassless.

...

I'll see myself out.

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My dog was sitting on top of some sound equipment

It was a subwoofer.

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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Iโ€™ve never understood why baby dogs are called puppies...

When they could be called subwoofers

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What car do missionaries drive ?

Convertibles.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
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What do you call the bass in dog choir?

A subwoofer

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The navy is now taking dogs along on their submarines

They're subwoofers

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Intrepidity87
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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My dog decided to become a professional at barking

I think I'll get him a subwoofer

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NotTooSavage
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do you call a dog with a deep bark

A subwoofer

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[OC] Might take a while to get this one
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We get to foster a shelter dog for a while to fill the place of our beloved late dog.

We'll just call it a subwoofer.

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I messaged my grand dad a picture of a dog underwater wearing a scuba suit...

I told him I thought he might need a subwoofer. He then responded, "That's deep." How do I respond so I don't lose this battle?!

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What do you call a dog that lives under the sea?

A subwoofer

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/riderx26
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An acceptable name for a puppy could be...

A Subwoofer

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What's another word for an underdog?

A subwoofer

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What do you call a dog on an underwater vessel?

A subwoofer.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/angelfishgod
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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What do you call a dog with a surround sound system?

Subwoofers.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Keychain33
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 14 2019
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I needed more bass on my submarine, so I brought my dog with me.

He's a subwoofer.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hitokirizac
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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How do you call a singing dog's replacement?

A subwoofer

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The subreddit r/Woof_irl has a lot of dogs.

It's a real subwoofer.

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At Subway...

I was at Subway today with my Dad when a girl walks in with a puppy on a leash. Without hesitation, he goes 'Look! A subwoofer!'

Dammit Dad...

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I...think I got my girlfriend on a dad joke.

Cute girl sits next to me in an auditorium where they're playing dubstep. I turn to her, smiling, and say "I'm really wubbing these subwoofers!" She actually laughed, and we're still together about a year and a half later. :)

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I was accused of stealing a subwoofer

It was a bassless accusation

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What do you call a canine on a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call a dog on a U-boat?

A subwoofer.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Courgettophone
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What do you call an underwater dog?

A subwoofer.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/minyoonghee
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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Couldbeurmom
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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call a U-Boat commander's pet dog?

A subwoofer.

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