Woofer Puns

A list of puns related to "Woofer"

Today I learned how it feels to sit over a woofer

I was moved.

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👤︎ u/adityakr082
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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This car has got some large woofers
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👤︎ u/letseatlunch
📅︎ Nov 02 2016
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What is the opposite of a sub woofer?

A surface pupper.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81
📅︎ Oct 11 2017
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What do you call a dog that works with shingles?

A woofer!

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👤︎ u/HypnoSnurtle
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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Why did the smaller dog have a better bark than the bigger dog?

Cause he was a sub woofer!

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👤︎ u/RangaRedRascal
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds...

...they will be subma-weiners.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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what do you call a loud dog?

A sub-woofer.

(Inspired by boy, GSD, I lost last year)

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👤︎ u/Pissfat
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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Got myself a new dog, with a low, loud and resonant bark.

Going to call him Sub-woofer.

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👤︎ u/denandbil
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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[OC] Might take a while to get this one
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👤︎ u/BOBtheman2000
📅︎ Jan 03 2018
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What do you call a barking dog in the Arctic?

A sub-woofer

Thanks for sorting by new you are doing a great job :)

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👤︎ u/I_Got_A_Hatt
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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What do you call a dog that's underwater?

A sub-woofer

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👤︎ u/chuckwagon2003
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Why was the dog stealing shingles?

He wanted to become a woofer!

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👤︎ u/cool-kid103
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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What do you call a stand-in speaker at a dog conference?

A Sub-woofer

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👤︎ u/Wasabi-bean
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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Do you know why dogs aren’t allowed on U-boats?

Because a sub woofer would give away their location.

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👤︎ u/phat79pat1985
📅︎ May 09 2019
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I think this belongs here

In a rental car full of people, the satellite radio has a cute doggo as an icon and one of my party asked what it was and I said it controls the sub woofers... Nobody laughed

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👤︎ u/Geralt-of-Labia
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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What are tiny dogs?

Sub-woofers

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👤︎ u/TerrariaHackers
📅︎ Oct 10 2018
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What is a dog’s favorite car modification?

A sub-woofer.

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👤︎ u/DueSignificance9
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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What do you call a beta wolf.

A sub-woofer.

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👤︎ u/FirePineapplelel
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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Did you hear about the dog that repairs speakers?

He specializes in woofers!

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👤︎ u/ajohn555
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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Why did the DJ go to the pound?

To get a pair of woofers.

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👤︎ u/litig8tor
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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What do you call a dog who’s into S&M?

... A sub-woofer ;p

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👤︎ u/FranzHanzeGoatfucker
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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What do you call a replacement dog?

A sub woofer

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👤︎ u/Arb142
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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So I taught my dog how to use a periscope...

now he's a sub woofer.

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👤︎ u/palaverofbirds
📅︎ Mar 18 2016
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What is the best occupation for a dog?

A woofer.

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👤︎ u/Obsoleteocelot
📅︎ May 06 2018
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What kind of dog likes to dive a lot?

A sub woofer

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👤︎ u/MobileTechGuy
📅︎ May 31 2017
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What do you call a small dog with a tiny sound system?

A sub-woofer

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👤︎ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE
📅︎ Jan 23 2018
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I took my dog, my txt-addict daughter and my mother-in-law in the car yesterday.

I can’t afford a car stereo but I still have a woofer, a tweeter and a loud-speaker.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Mar 23 2017
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What do you you call a dog that works in roofing

A woofer

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👤︎ u/wooly_mantis
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do you call an underwater dog?

A sub-woofer

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👤︎ u/masonmyerss1
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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What do you call a Naval Dog

A Sub-Woofer

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👤︎ u/AceGamer92
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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What do you call a dog in a submarine

A sub-woofer

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👤︎ u/kittycat959
📅︎ Nov 13 2017
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