I blew out my subwoofer yesterday
I’ve never felt so debased
Some guy just accused me of breaking into his car and stealing his subwoofer.
It was a bassless accusation.
This car comes fully equipped with two subwoofers.
I bought a larger sink with a built in subwoofer.
My current one doesn't have enough basin.
The suggestion that I unplugged the subwoofer is
People with subwoofers are disturbing.
Got my girlfriend with this over the weekend....As a car with giant subwoofers drove by blaring music and shaking the apartment building, I asked "you know how you buy one of those cars at the dealership?"
You just ask for the bass-line model.
I was once accused of stealing a subwoofer...
...but the accusations were bassless.
...
I'll see myself out.
I’ve never understood why baby dogs are called puppies...
When they could be called subwoofers
What car do missionaries drive ?
What do you call the bass in dog choir?
The navy is now taking dogs along on their submarines
My dog decided to become a professional at barking
I think I'll get him a subwoofer
What do you call a dog with a deep bark
What do you call a canine on a submarine?
[OC] Might take a while to get this one
We get to foster a shelter dog for a while to fill the place of our beloved late dog.
We'll just call it a subwoofer.
I messaged my grand dad a picture of a dog underwater wearing a scuba suit...
I told him I thought he might need a subwoofer.
He then responded, "That's deep." How do I respond so I don't lose this battle?!
An acceptable name for a puppy could be...
What do you call a dog that lives under the sea?
What's another word for an underdog?
What do you call a dog on an underwater vessel?
What do you call a dog with a surround sound system?
I needed more bass on my submarine, so I brought my dog with me.
How do you call a singing dog's replacement?
The subreddit r/Woof_irl has a lot of dogs.
At Subway...
I was at Subway today with my Dad when a girl walks in with a puppy on a leash. Without hesitation, he goes 'Look! A subwoofer!'
Dammit Dad...
I...think I got my girlfriend on a dad joke.
Cute girl sits next to me in an auditorium where they're playing dubstep. I turn to her, smiling, and say "I'm really wubbing these subwoofers!"
She actually laughed, and we're still together about a year and a half later. :)
I was accused of stealing a subwoofer
It was a bassless accusation
What do you call a dog on a U-boat?
What do you call an underwater dog?
What do you call a dog in a submarine?
What do you call a dog that is underwater?
What do you call a U-Boat commander's pet dog?
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