Today I learned how it feels to sit over a woofer
I was moved.
What is the opposite of a sub woofer?
A surface pupper.
The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds...
...they will be subma-weiners.
What do you you call a dog that works in roofing
A woofer
what do you call a loud dog?
A sub-woofer.
(Inspired by boy, GSD, I lost last year)
Got myself a new dog, with a low, loud and resonant bark.
Going to call him Sub-woofer.
What do you call a barking dog in the Arctic?
A sub-woofer
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What do you call a dog that's underwater?
A sub-woofer
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to become a woofer!
What do you call a stand-in speaker at a dog conference?
A Sub-woofer
Do you know why dogs aren’t allowed on U-boats?
Because a sub woofer would give away their location.
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In a rental car full of people, the satellite radio has a cute doggo as an icon and one of my party asked what it was and I said it controls the sub woofers... Nobody laughed
What is a dog’s favorite car modification?
A sub-woofer.
Did you hear about the dog that repairs speakers?
He specializes in woofers!
Why did the DJ go to the pound?
To get a pair of woofers.
What do you call a dog who’s into S&M?
... A sub-woofer ;p
What is the best occupation for a dog?
A woofer.
So I taught my dog how to use a periscope...
now he's a sub woofer.
What kind of dog likes to dive a lot?
A sub woofer
What do you call a small dog with a tiny sound system?
A sub-woofer
I took my dog, my txt-addict daughter and my mother-in-law in the car yesterday.
I can’t afford a car stereo but I still have a woofer, a tweeter and a loud-speaker.
What do you call an underwater dog?
A sub-woofer
What do you call a dog in a submarine
A sub-woofer
