A very honest dad and his son accidentally wander into a strip club.

A prostitute goes to the dad, and he notices her coming his way. He quickly closes his son's eyes.

Son: Dad, what was that woman wearing?

Dad: Uhh, nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turuu_Was_Taken
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?

They were clothed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigXris
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Clever strip club sign
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greigers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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What did the broke guy order at the strip club’s β€˜legs β€˜n’ eggs’ show?

A pair of frittatas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JumpinJaccFlash
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I was in a Strip club in Poland

The locals are the best. They didn’t have any. They need to Polish up their Pole dancers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/husselite
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Why did the lost disciple enter a male strip club?

It was looking for guy-dance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extraposer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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I went to a strip club for blind people

The girls there were dancing like nobody was watching

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imalilfatgirl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Seems a little inappropriate having a strip club across the road from Mini golf in town. I’m a pretty liberal guy but if I’m having a day out with my family the last thing I want to look across the road and see is a bunch of losers playing mini golf.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rurgtide
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Sign outside strip club shuttered due to COVID-19:

β€œSorry, we’re clothed.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What did the strip club sign say when they closed for Covid?

temporarily clothed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boop108
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Two Europeans walk into a strip club in America. The bouncer asks β€œYou want the smoking or non-smoking area?”

β€œOh we want the hottest girls you got”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisCGCToo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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What is the difference between a circus and a strip club?

The circus is filled with cunning stunts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdanzar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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A cop busts into a strip club to arrest a guy and yells...

Freeze, you're under abreast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crowby3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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A boy goes to the strip club.

His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?

Boy: Yes, I saw dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viperfour
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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The staff at my local strip club figured out a great way to make decisions.

They take a poll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dets
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Why did Santa go to the strip club?

Cause he wanted some ho ho hoes

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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If you went to a strip club at lunchtime and they weren't open

Would the sign say "SORRY, WE'RE CLOTHED!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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A friend asked me what I thought about strip clubs...

I said, β€œ There are a lot of hard times in there.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slernate
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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What does the sign on a strip club say at 10:00 am?

Beat it, we're closed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warrenni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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What do you call an Aztec-themed strip club with a live DJ?

"TechnoTitLand"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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Poland has a lot of strip clubs

I guess you could call it Pole-land

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mossypiglet1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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True story. Local strip club closed.

Sign said Thorry, we’re clothed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jds121860
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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What does a strip club and a chicken farm have in common?

They both raise cocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDugat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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What do kings like to do at the strip club?

Make it reign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotbuttbiscuit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2017
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When your dad goes to the strip club...

...are you twerking hard, or hardly twerking?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theslimbox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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I ordered 6 wings for 5 bucks at the strip club last night. Friend knew how to handle this.

Don't you know breasts are 50 cents a piece here?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lunarseed
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