A judge had sentenced me to a lengthy prison term, but under one stipulation.

The judge stated I was to serve my entire sentence completely alone, and in a cell made out of playing cards.

He called it, "Solitaire confinement"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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It’s tough to get a job at the crematorium

You really have to urn it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moorda
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2023
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