I was tried for armed robbery, but the case was overturned on a technicality.
My father always said I lack conviction.
Caught on a technicality.
Phoned my dad.
> Me: "Hi, can you talk?"
> Dad: "Yes, I've been able to talk for a while now."
> Me: "... Okay, are you available to talk?"
What did the professor say when the Urology student did not know the technical name for pee?
Technically Moses was the first man to download files from the Cloud...
Technically a flower, but...
If you’re teaching a new plumber the ropes of the trade you’re technically…
Technically we can all jump higher than a house..
Because houses can’t jump!
Which pasta gets locked out of the house? —Technically a wife joke.
Though technically, one isn't
Technically all national anthems
Technically, they both have some spiky stuff
Scam warning: do not reply to any job offers from Braxton Hicks.
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet...
....that could connect to the crowd.
What do you call a group of kangaroos?
A gangaroo.
Credit: friend’s kid.
I'm technically an uncle, but my niece laughed so...
Did you hear about the Cockatiel that was trying to find a new home for his family? He zipped back and forth everywhere, but couldn't find a good spot anywhere. Then he came across a bear, sleeping flat of his back with his mouth wide open. Not recognizing what it was, he thought the bear's mouth would be the perfect spot for a nest. He gathered his family and they all got to work building a new home for themselves, but then the bear woke up. Realizing what was going on, he politely informed them that he couldn't let them nest in his mouth. He hated to do it, but it was quite the bird den to bear.
What is the difference between technical and technological?
We had a potato cannon once. We had some dumpster bread. We were shooting it full of grass, bread and leaves....
Technically our cannon "shoots eats and leaves".
(As in the oxford comma panda assassin... that "eats, shoots, and leaves")
Anyway I've waited years for someone to appreciate this .... and it has never happened so far. I hope you are slightly amused....
Is washing my hands technically a germocide?
Why do people keep saying Robert Downey Jr. is a girl?
My drummer got married yesterday
He always wanted to get hitched on 4/3/21
What's the most indecisive shoe?
The flip-flop.
(Technically a mom joke as this is my lovely wife's creation)
Technically, prisoners are all incels.
I made a small house with a cardboard box for the group of 10 ants running around in my room. Technically, I am now their landlord and they are my...
I've just come to the realisation that in a way a baker is technically also a parent...
Because their raisin bread.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 1080p?
Technically everything on the ground
Chocolate chip dish technically makes this a... Desserted island
It was my suns birthday today.
4,603,000,001 years young.
What's the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.
Iron man is technically a Fe-male
Eye drops are technically blinker fluid
Technically, every apple is an atoms apple
It's technically a pun...
Well, I mean technically it's true.
If you throw somebody out of window when he is sleeping, he technically...
Technically all national anthems are...
Technically, national anthems are just country music.
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