Colloquial implant.…
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👤︎ u/gargolito
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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This one is in spanish, but I’ll translate also!!

¿Qué dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?

“¡PA’CA! ¡PA’CA!”


What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?

“Over here! Over here!”

(“Pa’ca” means “over here” in colloquial Spanish)

(I’m of Cuban descent for reference)

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📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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My son told me couldn't hear people in normal conversation

So we got him a colloquial implant.

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👤︎ u/riversquid
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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An Astronomy Lesson

One of the most interesting objects in the night sky is a fuzzy patch of stars known colloquially as the “Seven Sisters”. In order to find it, first find the constellation Orion, and follow the direction his Bow is shooting.

No thanks necessary, we aim to Pleiades.

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Jun 10 2018
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A dad joke in Arabic!

In Arabic, there are two firms: formal and colloquial. In the formal form, generally when you want to ask someone how they're doing you say "Kayf al-haal" which means "How is the state of being?" Literally asking how they are. In Kuwaiti colloquial however you say "wishlonak" which means the same thing colloquially but literally means "What color are you?"

My friend calls me and says "wishlonak" and I immediately respond "Brown!" And then burst out laughing at my own cleverness.

After typing it out I feel really lame

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📅︎ Mar 23 2016
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