I was tried for armed robbery, but the case was overturned on a technicality.
My father always said I lack conviction.
Did you hear about the young BDSM member that had to go to court for abuse, but was let off on a technicality?
The judge said he was just a whippersnapper.
Caught on a technicality.
Phoned my dad.
> Me: "Hi, can you talk?"
> Dad: "Yes, I've been able to talk for a while now."
> Me: "... Okay, are you available to talk?"
Technically speaking aren't all out genes hand me downs?
If you’re teaching a new plumber the ropes of the trade you’re technically…
Technically we can all jump higher than a house..
Because houses can’t jump!
Which pasta gets locked out of the house? —Technically a wife joke.
Technically all national anthems
Though technically, one isn't
Technically, they both have some spiky stuff
Scam warning: do not reply to any job offers from Braxton Hicks.
What do you call a group of kangaroos?
A gangaroo.
Credit: friend’s kid.
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet...
....that could connect to the crowd.
Why do people keep saying Robert Downey Jr. is a girl?
I'm technically an uncle, but my niece laughed so...
Did you hear about the Cockatiel that was trying to find a new home for his family? He zipped back and forth everywhere, but couldn't find a good spot anywhere. Then he came across a bear, sleeping flat of his back with his mouth wide open. Not recognizing what it was, he thought the bear's mouth would be the perfect spot for a nest. He gathered his family and they all got to work building a new home for themselves, but then the bear woke up. Realizing what was going on, he politely informed them that he couldn't let them nest in his mouth. He hated to do it, but it was quite the bird den to bear.
What is the difference between technical and technological?
My drummer got married yesterday
He always wanted to get hitched on 4/3/21
What's the most indecisive shoe?
The flip-flop.
(Technically a mom joke as this is my lovely wife's creation)
Is washing my hands technically a germocide?
What do you call dead fish on the highway?
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 1080p?
Technically, prisoners are all incels.
I made a small house with a cardboard box for the group of 10 ants running around in my room. Technically, I am now their landlord and they are my...
It was my suns birthday today.
4,603,000,001 years young.
I've just come to the realisation that in a way a baker is technically also a parent...
Because their raisin bread.
Technically everything on the ground
What's the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.
Chocolate chip dish technically makes this a... Desserted island
Iron man is technically a Fe-male
My friend told me I could make six figures a year by becoming a sculptor
He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled.
Eye drops are technically blinker fluid
Technically, every apple is an atoms apple
What province has no patience?
Nunavut
My 7 year old just told me this joke, I’m so proud.
It's technically a pun...
Well, I mean technically it's true.
If you throw somebody out of window when he is sleeping, he technically...
Technically all national anthems are...
Technically, national anthems are just country music.
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