I was tried for armed robbery, but the case was overturned on a technicality.

My father always said I lack conviction.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Did you hear about the young BDSM member that had to go to court for abuse, but was let off on a technicality?

The judge said he was just a whippersnapper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Caught on a technicality.

Phoned my dad.

> Me: "Hi, can you talk?"

> Dad: "Yes, I've been able to talk for a while now."

> Me: "... Okay, are you available to talk?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NejKidd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2016
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Technically speaking aren't all out genes hand me downs?

Ba dun dun PSHHH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thephotodojoe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Technically the truth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mk4rim
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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If you’re teaching a new plumber the ropes of the trade you’re technically…

Potty training

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RICKDOGG424
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Technically we can all jump higher than a house..

Because houses can’t jump!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Which pasta gets locked out of the house? β€”Technically a wife joke.

Gnocchi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoffa22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Technically right
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πŸ‘€︎ u/loot98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I mean technically
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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Technically all national anthems

Are country music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d3athsdoor1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Technically, it’s true
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJ_Roby
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Though technically, one isn't
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebtcrew
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Technically, they both have some spiky stuff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skupsik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Scam warning: do not reply to any job offers from Braxton Hicks.

It's false labor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ash-leg2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A gangaroo.

Credit: friend’s kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redflats
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...

β€œI play a little guitar!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Technically True
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpivLife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet...

....that could connect to the crowd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Why do people keep saying Robert Downey Jr. is a girl?

Because he is Fe-male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jcrne
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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I'm technically an uncle, but my niece laughed so...

Did you hear about the Cockatiel that was trying to find a new home for his family? He zipped back and forth everywhere, but couldn't find a good spot anywhere. Then he came across a bear, sleeping flat of his back with his mouth wide open. Not recognizing what it was, he thought the bear's mouth would be the perfect spot for a nest. He gathered his family and they all got to work building a new home for themselves, but then the bear woke up. Realizing what was going on, he politely informed them that he couldn't let them nest in his mouth. He hated to do it, but it was quite the bird den to bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shatari
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What is the difference between technical and technological?

olog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pseudosecure
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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My drummer got married yesterday

He always wanted to get hitched on 4/3/21

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmaca90
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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What's the most indecisive shoe?

The flip-flop.

(Technically a mom joke as this is my lovely wife's creation)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorMasterBates
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Is washing my hands technically a germocide?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/isaacthehedgehog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What do you call dead fish on the highway?

RoadKrill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Technically true
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasujs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Technically
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinkpunther96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Found on Facebook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeppettoBlaise
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 1080p?

H.D.M.I

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lipisko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Technically, prisoners are all incels.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nfira
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I made a small house with a cardboard box for the group of 10 ants running around in my room. Technically, I am now their landlord and they are my...

Tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadchowmrade
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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It was my suns birthday today.

4,603,000,001 years young.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NHonis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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I've just come to the realisation that in a way a baker is technically also a parent...

Because their raisin bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hairy_Swinger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Technically everything on the ground

is under the weather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueTechJermayan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Technically the truth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Chocolate chip dish technically makes this a... Desserted island
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustARandomBucket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Iron man is technically a Fe-male
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandelionGaming
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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My friend told me I could make six figures a year by becoming a sculptor

He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Technically correct.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhariough
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Eye drops are technically blinker fluid

It does indeed exist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AZReifel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Technically, every apple is an atoms apple
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadlifememes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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What province has no patience?

Nunavut

My 7 year old just told me this joke, I’m so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legohat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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It's technically a pun...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solar-Cola
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Well, I mean technically it's true.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/netdoppler
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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If you throw somebody out of window when he is sleeping, he technically...

Falls asleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troporos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Technically all national anthems are...

Country music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourstangecousin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Technically, national anthems are just country music.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/surgicalfunnel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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