Sticking knife Puns

A coworker of mine has said the same joke around 5 times atthe end of the day.

what did the shepard say to the other sheperd? Get flock out of here.

I responded with what did the soup tell the spoon? Get the fork out of here.

So i am asking you guys for similar jokes to say at the end of the day. Those two jokes over two weeks now have become boring.

Friends and I were hiking and I grabbed a long stick to widdle. I took out my knife and began to cut the stick in the half but I didn't have success. I looked at my friends and said "this knife isn't going to cut it."