What happens if a thread full of stealth puns is upvoted for visibility?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kubrick_Fan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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I just read an article about a German stealth division from WWII that never had a single casualty

Guess it’s true what they say, you can not hit what you can Nazi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turkyman3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What is the best armor for stealth?

Leather. It's made of hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twilighttruth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do you call a Catholic Sister who's an expert in stealth and martial arts?

A nunja.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JakeIsTheEnemy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What do you call a dinosaur who stalks its prey by cunning stealth?

Nobodysaurus

...I'll get my coat (again)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byte_marx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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A stealth fighter on display
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kkwong2003
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Hey you know those silent stealth helicopters?

No. Haven't heard of those.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinusGreen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Stealth bomber flies over the Rose Bowl...

... huh. I didn't see that coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NegativeCool1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2016
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What colour is a stealth fighter?

Jet black

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeviAEthan512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2016
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With great puns comes great responsibility.

I came home today to a dark house, quickly learned that the power had been out for hours. Walked into my roomate's bedroom, they're sitting on the bed.

Me: "So I hear you're feeling a little... powerless."

I swear on all things holy that at that very fucking moment the lights flickered on. We just sat there in disbelief for a moment. My puns are that god damned good. I must use the power well (stealth pun PSA: love the environment).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusinessGoat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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My dad saw an ad for game with heavily armed animals. He asked me what they gave the naked mole rats.

I told him stealth gear and a go bag. He is an exposed double agent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chiefmudbear
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king...

An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king. But, the plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail.

The general managed to escape and he fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away to meet his followers. Unfortunately, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure his men would find the right one. So, the fugitive general lit a small fire to signal them.

The other generals of the king's army saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and they rushed over and killed him.

The moral of the story?

The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notyourreality
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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Important safety warning!

An ancient Babylonian general was once involved in a plot to overthrow the king. His plot included a number of followers in the upper ranks of the army. However, his plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail. The king sentenced him to death without a trial.

However, from the jail he was able to secretly contact his followers to arrange to escape, meet his followers, and attack the king's palace at night. So the night before his scheduled execution, the general managed to escape from prison. He fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away, where his followers would meet him. However, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure if his cohorts would find the right ziggurat. By this time it was twilight, so he lit a small fire and sent smoke signals to indicate in which structure he was hiding.

However, the king's loyal soldiers saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and came to arrest him before he could meet his followers. He was executed later that day.

The moral of the story? WARNING: The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkBrokeMyPots
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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The newest Dodge line of cars should be called the "Resposibility"

The new 2016 Dodge Responsibility.

Options include: Anti-Radar stealth paint, and an voice activated license plate shield.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amaroq208
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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Punrelenting word play at the Rose Parade

New Year's Day... The start of a fresh 365 sunrises that symbolize a turning point in lifestyle and spending the entire day recovering from a dreadful hangover. Like many other people in America, this relatively fake holiday is a time that I spend with my family. One of my family's many traditions (alongside annihilating plates of buffalo wings and watching college football until we pass out on the couch) is watching the Rose Parade. At the very beginning of the event, before all of the flower-covered floats and high school bands came marching down the street, there was an introductory ceremony complete with a B-2 stealth bomber flyover. As soon as they passed by, zooming out of the camera's frame, my dad leans in closer to me and says "Well I sure didn't see that coming!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinisculePeen
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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Got my friends watching the College football playoffs the other day

Friend: Oh that's so cool they have a stealth bomber flying in.

Me: Where I don't see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tactical_Nick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2015
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My dad at the football game.

"Did you see the flyover?"

"No, there wasn't one today."

"Yeah there was, it was those stealth planes!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuskenRaiders
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2013
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