But no pun in ten did.
until someone stole all my flagpoles.
HDMI?
Am I the only one who drives an automatic?
The Feta-ralies.
Get it? Met-a-four?
Because they’re stick
If a woman sleeps with ten men she's a slut, but if a man does it he's gay.
A Fig Newton.
http://i.imgur.com/Xp8DaVY.png
I’d recommend an Automatic Poodle
"Just the wife"
"In a cup."
me: "one called ahead!"
she left.
The SO asked me to do her a favor.
Me: Sure
Her: Can you run upstairs—
Me: yup
Her: and get me my—
Me: Wait, there's more?
Her: roll eyes
Me: Hyena laugh.
Unsuspecting straight-person stating the obvious: "You've had a haircut!"
Dad: "No, actually, I had several of them cut.
...y'know, it works out cheaper to have them all done at the same time!"
"Fourteen."
<beat>
"...but don't stir it - I don't like it sweet."
Wife: "I ran into someone_someone at the shops today."
Me: "Did you apologise?"
"Puzzle with a nose in it" or "I dunno, the label fell off"
But no pun in ten did
The Cheddarales (ched-er-AHL-ays).
