Sprinter Puns

A list of puns related to "Sprinter"

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast

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👤︎ u/Brundonius
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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Whenever my sprinter friend runs a race, he leans over and pretends to vomit

It's a running gag

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👤︎ u/joy3111
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.

So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ May 25 2020
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I am helping a gold-medal winning sprinter acheive the highest level of spiritual awareness.

...I feel like The Flash, because I too, am enlightening Bolt.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ May 27 2020
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What's in the middle of the Olympic sprinter's hyphenated last name?

a 100 meter dash.

Edit: Previously I had "60 meter dash". Turns out that was indoor sprinting and not Olympics. Fixed.

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👤︎ u/nomotho
📅︎ May 10 2016
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What does a Canadian sprinter yell at kids on his lawn?

Get off DeGrasse

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👤︎ u/ichbinnotspeakgerman
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

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👤︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

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👤︎ u/TheEmperor_06
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

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👤︎ u/ephen_stephen13
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

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👤︎ u/Swiggity-Swooty123
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

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👤︎ u/MangoAway17
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast

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👤︎ u/Joshy-Squashy
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

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👤︎ u/Ruski_Oligarch
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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What do sprinters eat before they race?

Nothing. They fast.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast

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👤︎ u/howiewu0402
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast

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👤︎ u/-yoshikage_kira-
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.....

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👤︎ u/Unborn_Daddy
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

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👤︎ u/Dani_SF
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing... They fast!

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing... they fast

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👤︎ u/lizzieJH4
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing. They fast.

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👤︎ u/BlueMeanie03
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing they just fast!

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👤︎ u/Conviction666
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

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👤︎ u/ark990
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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What do sprinters eat before a race?....

nothing they fast comedy drums

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👤︎ u/vinelio
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

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👤︎ u/isthisgood12
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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Sprinters

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

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👤︎ u/Fusaria1
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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