What did Mommy Spore & Daddy Spore name their first Baby Boy??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Spore wish I hadn't fallen for that one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SavageTimmy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Cheap contrived puns about mushrooms are nearly always in spore taste
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What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?

A spores car!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lanifeibor
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What did the girl mushroom say to her boyfriend?

β€œYou’re a fungi!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orachnophobia
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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How much room do fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raptor_Girl_1259
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I'm trying to think of new funghi jokes...

Because theres just not mushroom for the same mold, sporing ones anymore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedso85
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Warned my son about the dangers of drugs today. Told him a story about a girl I knew who went crazy from doing mushrooms all the time. Surprised, he asked, "Really?" I replied, "Yes, absolutely true."

"She became a little spore addict."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Ever hear about the poorly-performing mushroom farm?

There isn't mushroom for more mushrooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G4ll0wsHum0ur
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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I'm a jealous boyfriend.

My girlfriend and I were shopping for groceries for my place at whole foods yesterday and she was reading a list of things to buy. In the middle of the list was "Fungi". "Fungi? You mean mushrooms?" I asked. "No, we need fungi. Wait, we don't have to buy it. I have Chinese fungi at my place" she replied. "Hmmm. I don't like that you have a Chinese fungi at your place" "Why?!" "Well, how would YOU like it if I had a Chinese fun girl at my place?"

She laughed out loud. She's a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_c_a_l_k_h
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2015
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Dadjoked a city... kinda

So in Canberra people are picking their own mushrooms; which would be fine except for the rather hazardous Death Caps that seem to be plentiful right now. A local radio station asked their listeners whether hey thought mushroom sales at stores or restaurants would go down, and what people thought of the whole issue. With a decade of experience in hospitality I thought I'd call and while waiting to go on air, the presenters joked about calling up the head 'mushroom guy' for Australia and asking their opinion.

I go on air and assure them that no restaurant worth their salt would risk their name and business by buying mushrooms that weren't from an official farm. But just before They bid me farewell I said; "I hope you do get to talk to the head mushroom person, I bet he's a real Fungi".

There was silence followed by barely audible raucous laughter from what sounded like either outside their booth or over the intercom, I'm not sure. The presenters denied me an on air groan or laugh and just pretended like I had said nothing. But someone laughed... Someone...

[Edit: Wow, unable to log in to reddit for a day and I miss getting nearly eight times more up votes than I have since joining Reddit last year. Thanks all! I knew having a 1 yr old would pay off.]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SketchGoatee
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2014
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Mushroom puns...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cant-think-of-one
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