14 Hilarious Alga Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I wouldn't call myself an algae...

I'm more of a fungi.

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👤︎ u/xevetv

📅︎ Sep 13 2020

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Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?

She forgot her Algae-bra.

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👤︎ u/slcikdeaaal

📅︎ Dec 09 2020

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Why are the best tech workers found underwater?

Because they're algae-rithms.

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👤︎ u/Shadow_strife

📅︎ Nov 05 2020

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What does the little mermaid wear to math class?

An alga-bra

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👤︎ u/SomeOutlandishness0

📅︎ Feb 24 2020

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There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms. To his surprise he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.

They're algae.

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👤︎ u/DarkDeathDragon

📅︎ Apr 08 2020

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How do you figure out what videos won’t be monetized?

You have to hop back and forth, figure out what works, kinda like DDR; you have to play an alga-rhythm game.

Please don’t shun me.

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👤︎ u/Chiraux

📅︎ Dec 27 2017

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How’d the Mermaid Math Teacher support herself?

Taught AlgaeBra

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👤︎ u/GEEZusChristman

📅︎ May 11 2019

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How do sea animals forecast current patterns?

They use algae-rhythms

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👤︎ u/chexmp

📅︎ Mar 31 2019

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I programmed seaweed to dance.

I used one of those algae-rhythms.

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👤︎ u/pat_the_brat

📅︎ Aug 05 2018

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What's a green piece of underwear some mathmaticians use?

An Algae-bra.

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👤︎ u/Specktagon

📅︎ Aug 03 2016

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What did the math teacher buy at the seaside lingerie boutique?

An algae bra.

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👤︎ u/mummifiedclown

📅︎ Oct 22 2018

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What is a mermaids favorite subject in school?

Algae-bra

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👤︎ u/baconboytx

📅︎ Oct 08 2018

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Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?

She forgot her Algae-bra.

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👤︎ u/madeofchemicals

📅︎ Nov 12 2020

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What did the little mermaid wear to math class

An algae- bra

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👤︎ u/surealseriph

📅︎ Jan 07 2020

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