Algae Puns

A list of puns related to "Algae"

I wouldn't call myself an algae...

I'm more of a fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xevetv
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?

She forgot her Algae-bra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slcikdeaaal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Why are the best tech workers found underwater?

Because they're algae-rithms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_strife
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What did the little mermaid wear to math class

An algae- bra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/surealseriph
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms. To his surprise he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.

They're algae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkDeathDragon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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How do you figure out what videos won’t be monetized?

You have to hop back and forth, figure out what works, kinda like DDR; you have to play an alga-rhythm game.

Please don’t shun me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chiraux
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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How’d the Mermaid Math Teacher support herself?

Taught AlgaeBra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GEEZusChristman
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I programmed seaweed to dance.

I used one of those algae-rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pat_the_brat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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How do sea animals forecast current patterns?

They use algae-rhythms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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What's a green piece of underwear some mathmaticians use?

An Algae-bra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Specktagon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2016
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What did the math teacher buy at the seaside lingerie boutique?

An algae bra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mummifiedclown
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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What is a mermaids favorite subject in school?

Algae-bra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconboytx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?

She forgot her Algae-bra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madeofchemicals
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What does the little mermaid wear to math class?

An alga-bra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeOutlandishness0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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