A friend and I were trading sponge puns... (Hint: I really milked it)
What do a boy band and a dish sponge have in common?
Both are in sink(NSYNC)
Why did the sponge wake up early?
To get the moist out of the day.
I once knew an arrogant sponge
He was very self absorbed
Why are sponges such good listeners?
Because they soak up everything.
I was washing the car with my son, until he said βcanβt you just use a spongeβ
These guys broke into my house and stole everything except for my soap, my hand sanitizer, and my sponges.
Dirty bastards
How do sponges talk to the devil?
They use a squeegee board.
Why was the sponge so rude?
Because it was so self-absorbed!
What do you call a distant shower sponge?
Aloofah
My costume is a bunch of sponges pinned to my shirt
Iβm self absorbed
What did one sponge say to the other sponge?
Nothing. They were too aloofa.
Did you hear that Sponge Bob broke up with his girlfriend?
He's back to square one.
Why did the bath sponge have trouble making friends?
He was a loofah.
Why did the sponge wake up early?
To get the moist out of the day.
