Character spacing is important, for example: ...
...writing: "I have a music album". 🎶
...versus: "I have a musical bum". 🎺
My boss thought the spacing in my report was weird
But I felt it was justified
Doctor: You need to practice child spacing
Me: The mothers to my 3 kids are in 3 different states
Dadjoked myself while spacing my ears.
Just happened.
Spacing my ears, and finally got to the last part of it. Unknowingly, I muttered to myself: "c'mon, final stretch now."
I'll show myself out.
Looking for space puns!
My fiance and I are getting married at Kennedy Space Center. We're looking for a good space + love/wedding pun for our website. Written in the Stars is too cheesy. We're leaning toward "One Giant Leap". Any other suggestions?
Isn't that a nice beer-space pun?
[Pun Request] Bowling ball and space
I recently won a bowling ball that has a color pattern that looks like space. I want to get it engraved with an awesome bowling/space pun but I cant think of anything. Any suggestions?
How do you organise a party in space?
Planet.
And when the guests arrive, rocket.
How do you have kids in space?
Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.
Sorry, that was a terrible joke. I give it 3 stars out of 19.
What do you call a space rock that tells jokes?
It's 1905, and Albert Einstein has finally published his new space theory.
What should you do if you see a space man?
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
I was thinking of joining the space force until I heard about the ridiculous physical requirements!
Turns out I'm a little short for a stormtrooper.
What do you get when a bunch of male deer go into outer space ?
A twist on the Car(go) space meme or whatever that is
Poor dude must be spaced out.
Where did the space robot go to get a drink?
What do you call an overconfident white guy gluing the space between your tiles?
A cocky Caucasian caulker
What did the new car sales guy say when the customer asked about the cargo space?
“No. No. This car go road.”
(saw a meme with this awhile back. Gets me every time)
I got arrested at NASA.
I didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Edit: thanks for the awards, kind strangers!
Gamora: "I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."
How much space is left in the parking area?
Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.
(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)
8 y/o, "Dad, what does the space needle sew?"
Me, "I dunno, what?"
Her, "The fabric of space time!"
She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.
how do you host a party in outer space?
9 times out of 10 a carnivore will choose a small space rock over human flesh...
Because the rock is a little meteor.
How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit?
Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.
It will be the herd shot 'round the world.
Scientists invented a pen that writes underwater.
It writes lots of other words too.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
How did Michael Jackson revolutionize cooking in space?
Where do space explorers leave their spacecraft?
In space, nobody can hear you groan
Is there space for a pun here?
An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...
He turns to his crewmate and says:
"Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies:
"In space no one can, here use cream."
What do you call a NASA employee that has never reached space?
I was showing our new car to our family. And my daughter asked "Cargo space ? "
One should eat a healthy meal before going to space.
How do you have a party in space
How do you have a party in space?
Why did Einstein develop a theory about space?
How do you host a space party?
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