Character spacing is important, for example: ...

...writing: "I have a music album". 🎢

...versus: "I have a musical bum". 🎺

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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My boss thought the spacing in my report was weird

But I felt it was justified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadlifememes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Doctor: You need to practice child spacing

Me: The mothers to my 3 kids are in 3 different states

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssekuwanda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Dadjoked myself while spacing my ears.

Just happened.

Spacing my ears, and finally got to the last part of it. Unknowingly, I muttered to myself: "c'mon, final stretch now."

I'll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schnitzelbomb
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Looking for space puns!

My fiance and I are getting married at Kennedy Space Center. We're looking for a good space + love/wedding pun for our website. Written in the Stars is too cheesy. We're leaning toward "One Giant Leap". Any other suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeggyGrex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Just some space puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarPrince
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Space pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Levsi09
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Isn't that a nice beer-space pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lejka005
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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space puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/medium_well_rare
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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[Pun Request] Bowling ball and space

I recently won a bowling ball that has a color pattern that looks like space. I want to get it engraved with an awesome bowling/space pun but I cant think of anything. Any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanjispride
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2013
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How do you organise a party in space?

Planet. And when the guests arrive, rocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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How do you have kids in space?

SpaceX

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Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.

Sorry, that was a terrible joke. I give it 3 stars out of 19.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What do you call a space rock that tells jokes?

A Comedeor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotLegitMustQuit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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It's 1905, and Albert Einstein has finally published his new space theory.

It's about time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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What should you do if you see a space man?

Park in it, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishslap
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?

They're a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I was thinking of joining the space force until I heard about the ridiculous physical requirements!

Turns out I'm a little short for a stormtrooper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yarron_Dragoste
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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What do you get when a bunch of male deer go into outer space ?

Starbucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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A twist on the Car(go) space meme or whatever that is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EthanoicAcid2203
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Poor dude must be spaced out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyOlive
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Where did the space robot go to get a drink?

The spacebar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ncarlton43
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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What do you call an overconfident white guy gluing the space between your tiles?

A cocky Caucasian caulker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouMothersSoup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What did the new car sales guy say when the customer asked about the cargo space?

β€œNo. No. This car go road.”

(saw a meme with this awhile back. Gets me every time)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rdrTrapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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I got arrested at NASA.

I didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Edit: thanks for the awards, kind strangers!

Gamora: "I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonnyabcde
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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How much space is left in the parking area?

Not a lot

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?

It’s a little meteor.

(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkyrieAssassin1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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8 y/o, "Dad, what does the space needle sew?"

Me, "I dunno, what?"

Her, "The fabric of space time!"

She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Otter space
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoCoolSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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how do you host a party in outer space?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitks07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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9 times out of 10 a carnivore will choose a small space rock over human flesh...

Because the rock is a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot4601
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit?

Approximately 1 GB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.

It will be the herd shot 'round the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OccamsBeard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Scientists invented a pen that writes underwater.

It writes lots of other words too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karatebhoy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Space-Bar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shivamnashte
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Why do astronauts use linux?

because you can't open windows in space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niyi_M
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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How did Michael Jackson revolutionize cooking in space?

Moon Wok!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Where do space explorers leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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In space, nobody can hear you groan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattoconnor69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Is there space for a pun here?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wwwSTEALTHYcom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...

He turns to his crewmate and says: "Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."

The crewmate replies: "In space no one can, here use cream."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riverlong
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What do you call a NASA employee that has never reached space?

An Astro-not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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The Kennedy Space Santa.
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I was showing our new car to our family. And my daughter asked "Cargo space ? "

I said "No car-go road"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp_11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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One should eat a healthy meal before going to space.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/suddenly_ants
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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How do you have a party in space

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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How do you have a party in space?

Easy, you just planet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/valorsayles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Why did Einstein develop a theory about space?

It was about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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How do you host a space party?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nchiladas
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