Soon it’ll be water under the fridge.
It's a slippery slope.
At a plagueground.
I'd like to take credit- but this one was autocorrect oddly enough..
Unfortunately, I live in a swing state.
Yes.
Wait, wrong sub.
Pulp Friction
They said he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and was a member of the Alge-bra movement.
You might get a turd degree burn.
I told him that was suislide
Anything you say as you're going down the slide is what you will land in.
The Irishman goes first.
"A POT OF GOLD!" he yells as he slides down and he lands in a pot of gold.
The Welshman goes next.
"POT OF DIAMONDS!" he yells just as loud as the Irishman and he lands in a pot of diamonds.
The Englishman goes next, but he's been on the drink, so he stumbles his way up the slide, then, as he begins his journey down the slide, he yells, "WEEEEE!"
The one with the smallest mu.
Winking in a water wonderland!
It was called "how to focus" but I wasn't paying attention to the rest.
So be careful...it's a slippery slope.
Wife: I'm gonna do a Jerry McGuire down the hallway!
Me: That's "Risky Business" honey
Wife: Don't worry I'll be careful!
Me: ....ok dear
A weeee wee
Cause he’s Claustrophobic
It's time to give it a dry run.
The one with the lowest mew.
It's a slippery slope
I told him he better be careful; that's a slippery slope.
Yell embarrassingly loudly, "HELLO FROM THE OTHER SLIIIIIIIIIIDE!"
[This wasn't my dad but I was present and think you folks will like the story]
My friend's cousin had recently biked across Canada for charity, and he was showing us his pictures. On the desk top there was a shortcut to a program called QuickTax. My friends Dad notices and promptly says:
"QuickTax? Sure sounds better than SlowTax!"
He proceeded to chuckle to himself for longer than he probably should have.
http://i.imgur.com/BrQexkT.jpg?1
he's so proud of himself. he printed a copy and put it on our fridge.
Soon, it’ll be water under the fridge.
