I saw this on r/CitiesSkylines i could say its pretty punny.
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Got my gf good with this one just now... I showed her a picture of the Mexico City skyline and she said, "that's intense!"
I said no, I'm pretty sure they're all buildings.
Dad is on the bench because of knee surgery….
So I’m at the house pulling weeds on the sidewalk for him (I’m 39, Hes 63), he comes out and checks on me, brings me water. We talk and I point out to him that there has been 3 military bomber style planes pass over the skyline in the last 10 minutes. And I told him I bet there will be another one. He asked me what kind of plane? I told him I don’t know. A bomber. b52. C130. C7. Like that.
Finally, ten minutes pass and sure enough another passes. I point it out and he says
“Oh that’s a C130”
And I shrug and say “yea well, you C130, you’ve seen them all”
And he repeated it while laughing.
So I’ll keep that in my memories for later.
