What is a skinny skeletonβs bones made out of?
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Did you guys know that Napoleon was super skinny?
That is why they call him napoleon boney parts.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel room....
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︎ Feb 12 2021
My goldfish looked really skinny, so I added some steroids to the aquarium water.
Now things are Hunky Dory.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Whatβs the difference between a candle and a skinny horseman?
One is a night light, and the other is a light knight.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What are the chances of seeing a skinny man next to a catholic woman?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Donβt worry if youβre tall or skinny or rich or poor. And the end of the day...
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︎ Dec 07 2020
How do you call a skinny drug dealer?...
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Whatβs it called when you sell your soul to the Devil to be skinny?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
What do you call impressing a skinny man named "Terry"?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
As a chubby guy, I always avoid wearing skinny jeans.
I find it extremely difficult to pull it off.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
My grandpa just came over to my house with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast. Miffed, I questioned, βWho's this guy?β Gramps chuckled and replied, "Who, him?"
"This is my hip replacement!"
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︎ May 28 2020
10% of women think their ass is too skinny....20% of women think their ass is too fat...
...60% of say they donβt care, they love him, he is a good man. And they wouldnβt trade him for the world.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
What is the name of the skinny brother of green?
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︎ May 20 2020
What do you call a skinny person waiting at a red light ?
light-wait (get it, like lightweight)
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︎ Mar 15 2020
My friend wanted me to go skinny dipping with her in the river the divides Paris. I told her to go without me..
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︎ Feb 09 2020
I just watched a documentary on the evolution of skinny jeans.
I couldnβt get into it.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
Skinny jeans aren't for everyone...
I personally don't think I could pull them off.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because itβs got a marrow waistline.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
What do you call a 100-year old who moons you when skinny-dipping every day?
An Oldie butt, bares repeating.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
Husband and wife conversing about a skinny girl
Wife: Sheβs so beautiful look how skinny she is
Husband: sheβs so skinny she can hang glide
with a Dorito
Wife: WOW! That was original
Husband: No honey, it was actually Cool Ranch
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︎ May 15 2019
Yesterday I spotted a skinny guy at the gym
Always nice to help fellow gym goers
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︎ Nov 14 2019
Why was the skinny young man so postive?
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︎ Aug 30 2019
What do you call a skinny axolotl
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︎ May 13 2019
Does a skinny ballerina
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Why are skinny people so impatient?
Because they've lost a lot of wait.
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︎ Apr 30 2019
What did the classic Greek Scholar say to the fat bloke trying on skinny jeans in his boutique?
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︎ May 06 2019
Here's the skinny
A friend asked "What does it mean if your palm itches?"
I replied "I'm sorry I don't make rash decisions."
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︎ Aug 28 2018
what do you call a skinny cow?
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︎ Jul 27 2018
I'm too skinny to be a personal trainer
So I gave my too weak notice
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︎ Aug 08 2017
What do you call a skinny dinosaur?
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︎ Nov 16 2017
I used to be skinny and attractive...
But now I'm just fat and attractive.
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︎ Nov 28 2017
This morning, grandpa walked into my room with a young bearded guy wearing skinny jeans. I asked, βWho is this guy?β
Grandpa: My hip replacement.
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︎ Jul 26 2018
As a fat guy, I try to avoid wearing skinny jeans.
I find it very difficult to pull it off.
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︎ Sep 01 2019
As a chubby person, I always avoid wearing skinny jeans.
I find it very difficult to pull them off.
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︎ Jul 26 2019
What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
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︎ Apr 06 2019
What do you call a skinny man with sunglasses?
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︎ Aug 01 2017
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