What is a skinny skeleton’s bones made out of?
Did you guys know that Napoleon was super skinny?
That is why they call him napoleon boney parts.
Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel room....
My goldfish looked really skinny, so I added some steroids to the aquarium water.
Now things are Hunky Dory.
What’s the difference between a candle and a skinny horseman?
One is a night light, and the other is a light knight.
What are the chances of seeing a skinny man next to a catholic woman?
Don’t worry if you’re tall or skinny or rich or poor. And the end of the day...
How do you call a skinny drug dealer?...
What’s it called when you sell your soul to the Devil to be skinny?
What do you call impressing a skinny man named "Terry"?
As a chubby guy, I always avoid wearing skinny jeans.
I find it extremely difficult to pull it off.
My grandpa just came over to my house with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast. Miffed, I questioned, “Who's this guy?” Gramps chuckled and replied, "Who, him?"
"This is my hip replacement!"
10% of women think their ass is too skinny....20% of women think their ass is too fat...
...60% of say they don’t care, they love him, he is a good man. And they wouldn’t trade him for the world.
What is the name of the skinny brother of green?
What do you call a skinny person waiting at a red light ?
light-wait (get it, like lightweight)
My friend wanted me to go skinny dipping with her in the river the divides Paris. I told her to go without me..
I just watched a documentary on the evolution of skinny jeans.
Skinny jeans aren't for everyone...
I personally don't think I could pull them off.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What do you call a 100-year old who moons you when skinny-dipping every day?
An Oldie butt, bares repeating.
Husband and wife conversing about a skinny girl
Wife: She’s so beautiful look how skinny she is
Husband: she’s so skinny she can hang glide
with a Dorito
Wife: WOW! That was original
Husband: No honey, it was actually Cool Ranch
Yesterday I spotted a skinny guy at the gym
Always nice to help fellow gym goers
Why was the skinny young man so postive?
What do you call a skinny axolotl
Why are skinny people so impatient?
Because they've lost a lot of wait.
What did the classic Greek Scholar say to the fat bloke trying on skinny jeans in his boutique?
Here's the skinny
A friend asked "What does it mean if your palm itches?"
I replied "I'm sorry I don't make rash decisions."
I'm too skinny to be a personal trainer
So I gave my too weak notice
What do you call a skinny dinosaur?
I used to be skinny and attractive...
But now I'm just fat and attractive.
This morning, grandpa walked into my room with a young bearded guy wearing skinny jeans. I asked, “Who is this guy?”
Grandpa: My hip replacement.
As a fat guy, I try to avoid wearing skinny jeans.
I find it very difficult to pull it off.
As a chubby person, I always avoid wearing skinny jeans.
I find it very difficult to pull them off.
What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
What do you call a skinny man with sunglasses?
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