You should never use the plural of a word when you should be using the singular

Amen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastLeave8770
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Doctor, Doctor I'm afraid of singular letters

D: Are you?

Patient: physically shaking

D: I see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitophawl
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Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me?
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If you have a problem with the first person singular pronoun...

you have a problem with me.

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Who goes Vroom Vroom these days anyway
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fishfish16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Singular: One mango

Plural: Two menwent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joe_Ferro_890823
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Someone told me "you believe in god? No way!"

And I was like "Yahweh"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quafflethewaffle
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I was expecting my new knife to work well with meats.

But it's just not cutting it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derivedintegral
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I made a comment about an actresses short hair to my fiancΓ©e

Me: "Hmm, I wish I could pull off her short hair, I never could"
Him: "Aw, I'm sure you could. I'll hold her down while you yank it out"
Didn't see that coming.

Edit: thanks guys I didn't realise fiance/e has genders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunadoll
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Why did the math teacher search the fridge?

Because they were looking for pi.

Ok I know this is bad but shut up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackoquack02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Got my boyfriend

He planned to do some yard work and was looking for gloves. He sounded frustrated, and I asked him what was wrong. He said "I have three right gloves. What does that tell you?"

Me: That there's nothing left?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParsnipJicama
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Asking my daughter some Brainquest (kids trivia) questions: Is a pair of socks an even or odd number?

Her response: Even. But they smell odd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martyz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2016
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Quick question

Is the word 'Lung membrane' singular or pleural?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowing_doughnut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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What do you call the bad parts of Italy?

The sphagetto. (A singular strand of sphagetti is called a sphagetto)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leksp99
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What is a black holes favorite song

Singularity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLGBANANABUS
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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So a man discovered a new species of flower that smelled wonderful...

...and soon grew and sold thousands to florists around the world. He called the flowers Nomasia, both singular and plural. Soon, almost every field and house had Nomasia.

One day a man was found dead with Nomasia in his hand and a joke written on his shirt. A detective arrived at the scene and instantly saw the pun on the dead man's clothes. "What's that?" he asked an officer nearby. The officer answered, "Oh, that's just a pair o' Nomasia."

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Mary Nade

While prepping some pork for tomorrow's dinner, my dad dropped this beauty.

"I'm going to contact the 'Nade' family and ask them if they have ever named one of their daughters 'Mary'."

It's the dad joke singularity of facepalm concept and horrendous execution.

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