How long until the penny drops on this shocker
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👤︎ u/Jrum7000
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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I laughed it little too hard
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📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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What do you call a man with a pace maker and irritable bowel syndrome?

A gas electric hybrid.

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👤︎ u/zoolilba
📅︎ May 16 2015
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What did the electrician do to the bad circuit?

He grounded it.

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📅︎ Feb 11 2018
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I'm giving away old batteries

Free of charge

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📅︎ Feb 26 2018
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Why couldn't the electricity go outside?

Because it was grounded.

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📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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Morning, ramblers! How do you get over an electric fence?

You volt it!

(What a shocker)

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📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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The Chevy Volt is still selling?

There's a shocker.

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👤︎ u/ares2596
📅︎ Apr 24 2013
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Got my GF while driving home from rock climbing

We were driving by a farm (shocker, I live in a rural area) and this exchanged happened.

Her: Awe that horse is starring at the group of horses in the other field. They must want a horse friend.

Me: Why? They'd just horse around all day.

Her: ..... ugh.

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📅︎ Feb 27 2016
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Got my wife when she called about a sticker she saw.

My wife just called asking about a sticker she saw on the back of a car.

Her: "It's the one with two fingers up, the ring finger down and the pinkie up."

Me: "I'm at work, I can't say exactly, but I'll say it's shocking."

Her: "Oh! Right, The shocker! I'm sure I'll have to ask you that again because it's not going to stick in my head."

Me: "It's not supposed to stick in your head."

I will still laughing when she hung up on me. . .

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📅︎ Feb 23 2015
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