Shaitan Puns

I was telling my niece (5) her night time bed story and when I was done we did our duas. Then she asks me what do I do if I see shaitan in my dreams?

I asked her did you see a shaitan and she said yes!. I then asked what did she do and she came up with this golden nugget.

She then told me in her dream she said "Allah make shaitan go away" and she picked her up unicorn snuggly and showed me the butt while exclaiming I hit the shaitan with the unicorn butt and went away!

So there we go ladies and gentlemen. The key to getting rid of shaitan is to hit with a unicorn butt.

Heard Muslims saying only the devil doesn't get sick as a way to comfort a sick relative. Have you also heard of this? But it causes people to get sick?

Just one other thing from the all loving, all knowing and kind allah I guess.

Link Wait, if he blows internally then how do we feel it as external wind? Screw logic

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ASA. A new video posted titled "Lessons of Haya (modesty)" is IMO a must watch. It really dives into the primary goal of Iblees. His overriding plan and efforts to get us to sin revolve around...you guessed it...nakedness and immodesty. Literally started with Adam and Hawa up until today, which is the worst time in all of history for nakedness and immodesty. Please watch as it will provide great help in our fight against this terrible fitnah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BtM689T-vI

You should watch the whole video, but in particular starting at 22:35

I'm quite a well mannered person ...most of the time! After hanging out with my friends, my mother advices me to humble myself, she mentions it as something of the likes of khafirs. She didn't mean it in a mean way just kind words of advice. But I have been like that all my life, and I feel conflicted to change. Is it so wrong?

Consideration of Shaitan’s depiction in the Islamic texts expose a variety of fundamental theological problems in Islam. Many elements of Shaitan’s story are taken from the previous Scriptures. However, it is the various modifications and additions found in the Islamic texts that introduce numerous errors and mistakes. What follows is a mere sample of these.

Problem 1. Shaitan (the JINN) was punished for not bowing to Adam. However, Allah only commanded the ANGELS to bow.

And We created you, then fashioned you, then told the angels: Fall ye prostrate before Adam! And they fell prostrate, all save Iblis, who was not of those who make prostration. (Qur’an 7:11)

This contradiction is a well known one, as is the da’if defence by Ibn Kathir and others, that Iblis should be numbered among the angels because he wanted to imitate their deeds. However, this defence makes little sense, for these details even conclude a story about Allah/Adam CORRECTLY NAMING things (ie distinguishing between objects). Yet here, Allah totally fails to properly distinguish between jinns and angels, two creatures of completely distinct natures (fire vs light). Moreover, Islamic theology conventionally teaches that the angels have NO free will. As Shaitan does possess free will, he is a creature of a totally different order to the angels, so why should they be counted together? It’s not even ‘apples and oranges’, it’s like someone saying, “I have three apples” to describe having two apples and one rubber chicken.

Problem 2. In Surah Al-A’raf, Shaitan is immediately exiled from paradise after refusing to prostrate to Adam. Therefore, how was he present in paradise later on to tempt Adam and Eve?

He said: What hindered thee that thou didst not fall prostrate when I bade thee? (Iblis) said: I am better than him. Thou createdst me of fire while him Thou didst create of mud. He said: Then go down hence! It is not for thee to show pride here, so go forth! Lo! thou art of those degraded. (Qur’an 7:12-13).

Now, Shaitan is found to be definitively ejected from paradise in verse 18 with the words “Get out of Paradise”. It couldn’t be clearer, he should be gone, but it in

We hear all about his this show is breaking viewership boundaries, well I am part of that, cause I've watched these shows multiple time trying to find something worth praising and letting my preconceived notions of WoT fall to the side... Having said that, I wish I could retract all those views! I wanted to love this show, I LOVE the books... And I know sacrifices have to be made for TV adaptation... However....

#1. Perrin's wife, horrible idea, prematurely aged one of the most innocent and lovable characters...

#2. Cauthons are are a bunch of drunks and lechers... Lost me there, but struggling back. . Although now Mat has no idea how to judge horses and also no idea how to swing a quarterstaff, but Hollywood do what Hollywood do..

#3. No problem with multiculturalism and different ethnicities, however a town that has NO outsiders and Tam is very strange for leaving and bringing back and "outsider" wife and an oddly colored baby is VERY multi ethnic.. again lost me but in this day and age we gotta power back... All races matter (and before the trolls come out I'm indigenous American I support racial diversity)

#4. Umm well the "two rivers" as opposed to Emond's Field, is apparently a grubby little village where drunkenness and lechery are fully allowed, totally not what was portrayed in the books, and hey I've been guilty of both, but Nynaeve and the woman's circle would have been apoplectic at what was in the pilot episode of their village...

#5 we are skipping Baerlon and apparently even Caemlyn, sacrifices have to be made for the story, but Logain is pivotal early on? and warders are no longer tower trained sword wielders but basically pulled from every corner of the globe with any weapon technique available, and oh yeah can't introduce Min or Elias, but Kerene? (Spelling..) an eye of the world character suddenly has an appearance..

But hey adaptations must be made, let's keep watching... And die hard fans like me are gonna keep pushing the ratings higher until we can't take it anymore cause we are praying like hell it gets better!!!

was doing some shaitans for pred bow and they kept instaing everything cuz hp scaling was fucked we did not know any of this in the start but like was this not what like a bunch of players got banned for before

With the conquest of Mughalistan becoming an Iranian goal which they hope to carry out very soon, Rouhani believes it is a good idea to expand their ballistic missile arsenal. With Iran's already large ballistic arsenal, the purpose of the Shaitan MRBMs will be to attack Mughalistan and have the capability to launch at the entirety of the nation. Bombing Mughalistan's most important locations will definitely help in capturing it.

The Shaitans will be based on the previously developed Iranian Sejjil with a solid fuel propellant and a range of 2,400 km. Like the Sejjil, the Shaitan will be a precision-guided hypersonic strategic MRBM with a max speed of Mach 15. The Shaitan will be equipped with a 2000 kg warhead.

The Shaitans will be launched from a newly developed TEL dedicated to launching the aforementioned missiles. The Jayyad-Telson TELs will cost $295 million per fire unit (artillery battalion) that consists of 9 launchers, 120 missiles, command and support vehicles.

Along with the Shaitans, Iran also plans to construct a missile base that will hold them in Jarur. The Jarur Missile Base is estimated to be completed by 2038 and will cost $995 million.

shaitan timeline

I've been searching for a while on something I read years ago. I cannot remember if it was Quran or Hadith or even something else. That the devil joins the larger groups. Whether to fester lies, sow discord, or simply to stray more people. Does anyone know what Hadith or Ayah this could be found in? Or even a Tafsir of one?

The argument is how mob mentality was already viewed by learned people as a source of evil etc. ((My choice of words is probably off)). My main point is the devil goes with a majority

All the minibosses are cool but shaitan is the adviser of oryx, make him strong make him really hard like cmon its the adviser of oryx thats enough also its like were neglecting him, also ofc make this later its just an idea, it should be like a seperate mini or endgame

Hi was wondering has anyone had any personal experience with a Djinn being a guide? I know very little about them. It’s been indicated one hangs around me and is a protector/guide. Just curious about any experiences or thoughts.

And as far as their reputation. If a spirit is good to me, I do the same. We coexist.

Playing pathfinder wotr for the first time decided to go lawful evil monk lich.

Unsure if this was asked here before, but I’m curious of the interaction between Lich power Death of Elements and Shaitan Style (and by extension Shaitan Skin and Shaitan Earthblast ) and if it will allow the style to properly function and activate(ie activate bonus to damage rolls equal to wisdom bonus and the bonus damage while missing) while no longer being acid?

Awesome game, thanks for reading!

I was telling my niece (5) her night time bed story and when I was done we did our duas. Then she asks me what do I do if I see shaitan in my dreams?

I asked her did you see a shaitan and she said yes!. I then asked what did she do and she came up with this golden nugget.

She then told me in her dream she said "Allah make shaitan go away" and she picked her up unicorn snuggly and showed me the butt while exclaiming I hit the shaitan with the unicorn butt and went away!

So there we go ladies and gentlemen. The key to getting rid of shaitan is to hit with a unicorn butt.

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