7 was a well known 6 offender
After the birth of the child the male parent goes thru a period of telling "Dad jokes". This is known as the "Pun Farr"
Stay tuned.
So now the full Oasis songbook is covered he's moved on to a new one.
And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly.
It's my huit allergy.
Driving home after a long week and had been driving for five hours or so on two lane roads through NM and AZ. Hour south of Petrified Forest and see four sheep on the side of the road.
Me: Son see those sheep? There must be a break in the fence and they are wandering away from their ranch.
Son: Well, that sounds baaaad.
Because that was actually a pretty scary movie.
I said: ‘Is that a fret?'
Because he wanted no strings attached.
It asked if I knew any tunes using the descale.
I think he's a lyre.
Immediately the bartender tells him to get out "We don't serve pieces of string here!"
The piece of string is a bit disappointed, but has an idea. He ruffles his top and returns to the bar.
"I told you to get out. We don't serve pieces of string here!" said the bartender
The string replies "A piece of string ?? I'm a frayed knot!"
“I play a little guitar!"
Don't fret its all going a-chording to plan
It certainly takes the Edge off them.
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Because they were 'week'.
You can't tune a fish
Bartender says, "we don't serve strings here."
The string goes outside, ties himself in a knot, frays his hair.
The string goes back inside. The bartender serves him a drink and says, "hey wait a minute, weren't you that string from earlier?"
And the string says, "I'm a frayed knot!"
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.
Because they’re always getting picked on
Then he got in a Fender bender.
He wasn't happy.
Kinda hard to play, though.
Well, then I’d say you were a lyre.
They should know violins is never the answer..
Nothing to fret about.
I shit you knot
"Look at what kids your age make in China!"
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
An acoustick guitar
It’s a period piece.
Is that a fret?
Because seven eight nine ( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)
“Is that a fret?!"
Because seven was a registered six offender.
You can't tuna fish.
“No” she replied. “First a Gibson , then a Fender”
