Serve (tennis) Puns

Love means nothing to them

Had it over a year now. Has served me well.

Before anyone else says anything, it said,

"You better serve me here, or I'm taking you to court!"

Her: It’s Venus.

Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?

Dad: Relax love it's serving lunch.

Cons-serve

It has a soft serve.

"Your services are no longer required!"

Got served straight away!

The place was Self-Serve.

Roger Federer and Ron Paul are playing tennis. The set is close and Federer has serve. His first delivery sailed wide, but his second serve clipped the net and just barely landed on the line. The umpire called a let.

Ron Paul started arguing with the chair ump, he was positive that the serve was out, resulting in a double fault.

Needless to say, Ron Paul is vehemently against the Federer Re-serve.

Girlfriend: "We need to get to the tennis court before it opens."

Me: "Why so early?"

Girlfriend: "It's first come first serve."

I was having dinner with my family when I remembered a joke from this sub. I thought, "Hey, I could get a couple groans from this."

Me: "Why should you always arrive at the tennis court before it opens?"

Dad: "Why?"

Me: "First come, first serve."

Everyone gave a slight chuckle after that.

Dad: "So if you're all alone, would it be self-service?"

I was so stunned by how clever he out-dadjoked me.

Love means nothing to them