My son asked me if the Fibonacci sequence was difficult to understand.

I said, β€œNo, it’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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This year's Fibonacci Convention was a great success.

It was as big as the last two combined!

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Microsoft has taught children how to work and how to form a great pun sequence.
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Up until today, I only knew two jokes about the Fibonacci sequence. Then, today, I heard a new one.

It made me laugh as hard as the other two combined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jawn317
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This fibonocci joke will really make you groan.

It's as bad as the last two jokes you heard Combined.

(My son just told me this one πŸ’ͺ)

E: I misspelled "Fibonacci" in title🀦

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedimasterdiesel
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SPONGEBOB ME BOY

I HAVE FINALLY SEQUENCED THE HUMAN GENOME

ACGACGACGACGACAGACG

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The cast of Aquaman found it hard shooting underwater sequences because they couldn’t hear each other. Except,

Amber Heard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatFather1818
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A sequence of Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom What do you call a cow with one leg? A Steak What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milk shake What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf (inated)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carolineb647
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A word with the letters "wkw" in sequence would be awkward.
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Once upon a time in numberland, the numbers 3 and 5 were jealous of the number 2.

2 was enjoying a special position in the sequence of numbers. It was the only even prime number. All the other even numbers existed only because 2 existed. Heck, even computers ran on base-2.

As a result, 2 looked down upon all the other numbers, but no one could do anything about it.

3 and 5 conspired against 2 and decided they needed to do something so that it lost its powers. They kidnapped 2, and through magic divided 2’s powers equally among themselves. 2 ceased to exist. 3 and 5 both increased by 1.

Looking at 2’s dead body, they said, β€œNow we are even.”

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?

In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

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My daughter received $46 cash in a birthday card

She commented, "that's an odd amount." I told her for being a math honors student, I would think she'd recognize that 46 is an even number.

She rated my comment a 6 out of 10 on the Dad joke scale.

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I'm going to this year's Fibonacci Convention.

It will be as big as the last two put together.

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Did you know prisoners have to get in line to eat nowadays?

Those are the con-sequences of a life of crime!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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What do you get when Hitler doesn't lie, then lies once, then again, then two more times, then three times, then five, then eight, then thirteen times?

A fibber Nazi sequence.

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Did you hear about the criminals doing their water ballet routine in the prison swimming pool?

There were inundated con sequences.

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What do you call it when Hitler, Goebbels, Goering and Himmler stand in a line and tell lies?

A Fibber Nazi Sequence.

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Honeymoon trip

A newly married couple were confused on how to spend their honeymoon , the husband wanted to go to Australia first but the wife wanted to go to TIC TAC world(coz fuck logic). Upon further debate they ended on going to australia first because the husband thought the sequence was authentic.

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My 6 year old just dadjoked me

He colored a few stickers and they told a story if placed in the correct sequence, so I guess to a 6 year old, it's kind of like a movie

Son: Would you like to see the video I just made?

Me: Sure! Did you make a title for your video?

Son: It's called Video Tape

So proud :D

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Watching Jeopardy...

Here's the sequence:

Alex Trebek: And the category for Final Jeopardy today is 'The Titanic.' Clue when we come back.

Dad: I always get a sinking feeling when that's the subject.

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β€œDad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?”

β€œNo, it’s easy as 1,1,2, 3.”

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β€œDad, is the Fibonacci sequence hard to understand?”

β€œNope. It’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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β€œDad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?”

Dad: No, it’s as easy as 1,1,2,3....

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β€œDad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?”

β€œNo. It’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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This is a Fibonacci joke.

Its worse than the last two jokes you heard, combined.

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