Did you hear about the sentry for the waste water treatment plant?

He has guard doody!

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📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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Why did the knight send his cavalry of 44 to look for their missing sentry?

he was needed to fortify

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📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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Battle of the Sentry!
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👤︎ u/WonterWolf
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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a very tf2 pun. ( usually it is "sentry a head) (x-post from /r/tf2)
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Machine gunners are not popular people.

They have been disliked for sentries.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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Apparently, having a guard stationed outside your home

Is a practice thats sentries old

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👤︎ u/pLeThOrAx
📅︎ May 21 2020
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The science of crows

At breakfast this morning: Dad: I was reading New Scientist, and they were looking into how crows can survive swooping in front of vehicles. Apparently they use a sentry, while another swoops in to collect the roadkill.

Me: Oh, that's pretty cool

Dad: Yeah, but they don't dodge trucks.

Me: Why's that?

Dad: well, when the sentry see the car it goes "Caaarrr, caaarrr!". But they can't say truck if they see one.

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