Scumbag Puns

A list of puns related to "Scumbag"

Two bees are drinking at a bar, a couple aproaches them, one of the bees says "Get away, you scumbags!" The other says:

"I'm sorry for what my friend said, I would like to a-pollen-gise"

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👤︎ u/A_Fishy_Boi
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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To the scumbag that stole 300 cans of Red Bull from my store,

I don't know how you can sleep at night.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Did you hear about the cell phone that went to jail?

It was charged with battery.

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👤︎ u/JumpinJackTrash42
📅︎ Oct 13 2021
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The robbers took everything from my house, but I’m most upset they took my mirror

I can’t see myself without it!

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👤︎ u/It_Is_Blue
📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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