“Dang!” I replied. “I really thought I’d nailed it.”
I had no impact
I said, “Sorry about the repost.”
But my son thinks I nailed it.
Then he told the story of how he went to Home Depot and bought the biggest screw he could find just for that joke
overkneaded the dough, the gluten fell apart and it basically became a pile of goop. I yelled from the kitchen, "this is a doughsaster!"
Two. The real question is, how did they get in there?
And no one to write his jokes.
A Brazilian!
No one knows exactly, but it takes a lot. They aren't that bright.
Because when he's done, he nuts and bolts.
How would I know? You’ve made me the proudest dad alive.
When it's half way up, scream at the people in the front seats, "SHIT DUDE, THESE JUST CAME OFF FROM YOUR SEATS. "
A 5, 6, 7, 8!
Because it's your own asphalt.
Good thing it was only a drill!
So I'm pretty excited for the new year!
But I just can’t see it.
They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them
MMM
There once was this fella was born with a silver screw in his belly button. His parents, and later himself, searched far and wide trying to find someone that knew how this happened and how to remove it. As he grew older he cared less and less about the "how" and more about the removal. One day in his never-ending search he encountered a wizened woman who said that she knew of a place where you could go and a mysterious force would be able to remove the screw. But, before she provided the location she asked him if this was REALLY something he wanted done and if he knew all the consequences of his desire. The man hastily said that he was 10000% sure and more than well informed of the consequences. So, she gave him the location of the cave and the instructions on how to gain the help of the mysterious force. He was to go to the cave and sleep nude in the cave over night and by the morning his request would be fulfilled. He made his way to the spot with all due haste and followed the instructions to the letter. He did this and fell into a sound sleep. During the night a heavy fog rolled into the cave and a shining silver screwdriver floated into the cave with it. It floated down to the man and gently removed the screw. When the man woke up in the morning and saw the screw on the ground beside him he quickly reached down and felt his belly button. The screw was gone! He sprung up with great joy but the minute he landed after his leap of joy his butt fell off. He froze in horror and started to scream "Why did my butt fall off?" over and over.
The moral of the story is "Don't mess with things you don't understand or you will lose your butt."
It’s gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
It's a lumen rights violation!
But nothing wood work
I have only my shelf to blame.
Let’s go play on our bikes.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Almost nothing wood work.
She puts it in the socket and expects the world to revolve around her.
How about Hulu and do you? 💀
One, they are very efficient and have no sense of humor.
He approached a wild ox. The ox looked at him.
The guy said, "Hello, there, wild ox. Would you like to buy this bottle of brandy from me? £50, that is all."
The wild ox mulled it over, before pulling out the money and handing it over to the man.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have jumped up and yelled, "It's a con, yak!"
Wow! Those are some fine lookin’ threads, brotha!
Hey wanna go play catch?
(My dad's newest)
Cuz It's fucking intents
But I can’t find the driver for it.
Sorry for the repost.
Just Juan.
Juan
Two
Fore!
A fish
Only 2. They'll fit.
It’s imPOEsible to tell
One! Because Germans do not have humor.
Only 2. But the real question is, how did they get in there?
