I tried the Van der Graaf static electricity generator at Boston's Museum of Science.

It was a hair raising experience.

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I want tibia your Valentine because you are so acute! (thanks Museum of Science Boston!)
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My favorite t-shirt in the museum of science in Chicago
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📅︎ May 30 2014
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Dad pulled this one at the science museum yesterday

In the gift shop, they had a book called "The Book of General Ignorance". The first thing my dad said was, "What war did he fight in?"

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📅︎ Dec 02 2013
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I was with my dad at a science museum many years ago

one of the exibits was showing kids centripital force by them putting a penny or nickel in a slot and watching it roll around a tube and be held against the sides even when it was rolling horizontally. really cool stuff

my dad looks at it and says "man, talk about money down the drain."

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📅︎ Sep 20 2013
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[Pun request] Bubbles

Next week the museum I work at begins a three-week run of what we call Bubblefest. There will be bubbles everywhere, a bubble laser show, all kinds of exhibits and interactive shows explaining some of the science involved with bubbles. So I need some jokes and puns to replace the old standby of "my pop is bigger than your pop!"

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📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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Bees

(I know I just posted something a little while ago, but I just found this subreddit today and thought of another good dad story)

As a child I had an immense fear of bees. So, one day my dad and I were at the Museum of Science in Boston together checking out the exhibits. In one room there was a huge (actual) beehive encased in glass with hundreds of bees inside. Attached to the glass was a plastic speaker thing so you could put your ear against it and hear all the buzzing. So I mustered up some courage and gave it a go. As I was getting a good listen, my dad went "bzzzzZzzzzz" and tickled my ear with his finger. I freaked the fuck out, and swatted furiously all over the place. I cried, and was all mopey and pouty for the rest of the day.

In hindsight, I realize that that was an opportunity that just had to be seized.

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A wild dad joke appeared while I was at a museum...

I was touring a natural science museum with my extended family, and happened to pause at a large prehistoric fish skeleton. While reading the information about the specimen, I saw a new dad walk by with his wife and two very young children. He paused with his daughter and told her, "They call this fish the sea-rex!".

I hope that father goes far.

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