Sawhorse Puns

But I shut him down immediately because I'm well aware that it's the past tense of seahorse

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My mom was having trouble cutting some wood. She said it was hard to keep it stable. My dad, "Grab a couple of horses" (like sawhorses), and I immediately replied, "Wouldn't that make it more unstable?"

It took him a minute. Then he told me I had to leave.