I suggested a new name for the planet Saturn to an astrophysicist and he seemed to like it

He said it had a nice ring to it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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How can you tell that Saturn is the most liked planet in our galaxy?

If you like it, then you have to put a ring on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rustychance
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What did Pluto say to Saturn while they were barbecuing steaks?

I bet mine is meteor than yours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistaitaly420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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What if Earth had a ring like Saturn?

It wouldn't be single anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chandan_2294
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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You know why they called it Saturn?

Because it had a nice ring to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashendra2797
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If they send another probe to Saturn's biggest moon, they should put a pushpin on it.

Then it'll be a tack on Titan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CourageKitten
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2017
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"Look at my ring!" Said Saturn to Mercury. "Isn't it gorgeous?"

"Yes, but you need to lose some weight for the wedding."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Why are all the other lady planets jealous of Saturn

Why are all the lady planet jealous of Saturn?

Because it has so many rings!

Complements of my wife.

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So NASA says there's signs of life around Saturn..

But I took a peak at my son's Saturn in the driveway and it was totally empty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jsullivan1331
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2017
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How do astronomers organize a party?

They planet.

(Yeah. I saturn one of their meetings, so I know)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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A classic (don't know if its been posted or not)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haady_B
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?

Saturn Uranus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ochoytnik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. ..

After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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How does NASA organization a party?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redwrx345
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Classic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What did Earth say to the other planets?

Wow, you guys have no life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/writechriswrite
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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What is the saddest brand of car?

Saab

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Oh God...

My mother-in-law said, "God loved Saturn so much he put a ring on it."

And i immediately replied, "Then he must really love Uranus."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBeardedObesity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Are you a lazy astronaught?

Coz you're Saturn Uranus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaykg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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A Planetary Conversation:

"Hey Venus, you see that planet over there?" - Earth "Yeah, what about it?" - Venus "Do you think he likes to watch the sun rise and set like us? He's so far away..." - Earth "Well Maybe he needs to Neptune in with the rest of us." - Venus "Did you just make a planet pun...?" - Earth "Don't Saturn this around on me, I'm hot and flustered all the time" - Venus "I guess you could say your Mercury's rising...snickers" - Jupiter

"GOD DAMNIT" - Earth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirvanaspirit666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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I really like the name Saturn

It has a nice ring to it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FondSteam39
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2016
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostlyzoidXd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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Back in my day...

Pluto was a planet and Saturn was a car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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My son said I wouldn't be able to make a solar system joke.

So I Saturn it for a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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My 9 year old daughter asked me today: which planet sits the most?

β€œSATurn”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/furushotakeru
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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They say Cassini is all over the news

But I think it's really all over Saturn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lord-steezus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2017
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