Salami Puns

Good news is, I’m cured!

He cured dry meats.

Because they've already been cured!

(Thought of this as I made me a sandwich)

I told her I was sorry for such a cheesy joke.

All the other meats are terminal.

..no, but I can pass you the salayou...

My stepdad at basically every breakfast for 10 years..

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

He is now Dr.Awkward.

So I asked her out on a date for the weekend but to let me know by Friday if she had to can salami.

(Cancel on me)

But that’s just Hawaii roll.

I think Olive salami is here to stay

I could blame the oven but ultimately it’s salami.

a-salami-maker

I was slicing some Genoa salami at work and I asked my boss if genoa was pork-based. Without skipping a beat he replied, "Yes it is, didn't genoa that?" We both had a hearty chuckle.

"Ah, salami Jamaican!"

Salami