Rook (chess) Puns

A list of puns related to "Rook (chess)"

My favourite piece in chess is the rook

It is the most straight-forward

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👤︎ u/lwb699
📅︎ Sep 04 2018
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So I was talking to an Australian chess player...

He asked me if my friend was single and I said "You better check-mate"

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👤︎ u/J_A_C_O_B
📅︎ Nov 11 2015
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I was watching a chess champion vs a boxing champion match.

The chess player had a mean right rook!

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👤︎ u/HWPDxEAGLE954x
📅︎ May 25 2018
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When I first started playing chess, I thought the castle could move diagonally.

Classic rook-y mistake.

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👤︎ u/keithasaurus
📅︎ Sep 22 2018
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My dad and rugby...

Brother: "My thumb feels better"

Me: "What happened?"

Brother: "I got crushed under a rook." (A rugby rook)

Me: "Ouch."

Dad: "Yeah, chess really is a dangerous game huh?"

groan

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👤︎ u/Cookie_Jr
📅︎ Sep 10 2014
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