Tennis player Sampras needed rice wine and sent me to buy a bottle without giving me cash...

For Pete's sake, I guess he wants me to pay for it myself!

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📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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I’m going to start a brand of rice wine and I’ll call it for fucks.

Oh..... for fucks sake.

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📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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How do you make rice wine cold?

Remove the R.

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