As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself:
"This really takes me back".
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︎ May 13 2021
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama?
Because you donβt turn your back on family.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Dad puts the car in to reverse and thinks
I hope no-one is behind us
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Some of my pun-tastic Halloween costumes throughout the years: Reverse Cowgirl, Edgar Allan Ho, and Freudian Slip.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What happens when you drive a Subaru in reverse?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What do you get when you put your car in reverse?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I just drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
Thereβs no going back now.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
I said I love the Reverse Flash on Barry Allen's subreddit
I received the fastest ban alive.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
My 7yo just pulled an UNO reverse dad joke on me.
Homework time.. complaining, I donβt wanna, etc.
Me: Nicky, Iβm getting upset.
Nicky: Well, hello, Getting Upset, Iβm Nicky.
Then he dabbed and walked away.
Nothing in my life has prepared me for this.
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Have you ever heard of a reverse exorcism?
Itβs when the devil tells a priest to exit the childβs body.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Did they name kitkat as a reverse tactic?
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︎ May 27 2020
Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
So I keep asking people βWhat do you get when you reverse the word βon?ββ
Everyone keeps telling me no.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
My gf was always preoccupied with being right, so I tried some reverse psychology...
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︎ Jan 07 2020
What do you call a word that's written in reverse?
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︎ Aug 27 2019
If anyone could just reverse the process of making wine, that would be grape.
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︎ Mar 16 2018
Reverse dad joke. Actual exchange I heard between my brother and his daughter.
"Dad, can I go swimming?"
"Not right now. Wait five or ten minutes."
"Ok, I choose five."
"... Fair enough."
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︎ Jul 09 2018
What do you call a racecar in reverse?
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︎ May 06 2019
Time is always written Hours:Minutes:Seconds. Some people write it reverse.
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︎ Sep 14 2018
Why are the clocks which move in reverse not fans of smart clocks??
Because they are anti clock 'wise'
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︎ Nov 08 2019
I came in last in a reverse driving race...
My dad used to always tell me never to look back
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︎ Aug 30 2019
These reverse cameras in cars are great!
Since I got one I havenβt looked back.
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︎ Jun 06 2019
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology.
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︎ Jun 27 2019
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
βThis takes me back.β
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︎ Jan 03 2021
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
βThis takes me back.β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself....
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︎ Feb 24 2021
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself....
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︎ Feb 28 2021
If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Every time I put my car in reverse.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
*Puts car in reverse*
You know, this really takes me back
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︎ Feb 10 2021
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
βThis takes me back...β
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Everytime I put my car in reverse
I think, huh, this takes me back
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I put my jeep into reverse today
I thought, this takes me back
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︎ Nov 12 2020
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
βThis takes me back.β
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︎ Aug 11 2019
I drove my new car out of the lot only to find that the reverse gear is broken.
Thereβs no turning back now.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
You ever heard of reverse exorcism?
It's when the demon takes the priest out of the child.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
I drove my new car out of the lot, only to find the reverse gear broken.
Thereβs no going back now.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
I drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
Thereβs no going back now.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
As I turned on the car and put it in reverse, I thought to myself, man....
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︎ Jan 04 2020
And as I put the car in reverse I said
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︎ Sep 30 2019
I get nostalgic when I put my car in reverse.
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︎ Oct 04 2019
If someone could just reverse the process of making wine...
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︎ Jul 31 2018
As i put my car in reverse i thought
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︎ Oct 03 2019
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
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︎ Aug 14 2019
We donβt do the reverse cowgirl around here.
Thatβs because we never turn our back on family.
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︎ May 11 2019
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